When Men Grew Tall, or The Story of Andrew JacksonLewis, Alfred Henry
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When Men Grew Tall, or The Story of Andrew Jackson
Lewis, Alfred Henry
Jackson, Andrew, 1767-1845
“We can dispense with your sessions,” says he. “We have laws enough; our
great need now is men and muskets at the front.”
The patricians of the Legislature are scandalized as being shut out of
their chamber.
“Did I not tell you,” cries the prophetic House Speaker, “did I not tell
you this fellow was a desperado, and would wage war like a savage?”
The members retire from the guarded doors, cursing the General under
their breath. Their doorkeeper, a low, common person, is so struck by
what the General has said anent men and muskets, that he gets a gun and
joins that “desperado.” And wherefore no? Patriotism has been the mark
of vulgar souls in every age.
Colonel Coffee's hunting-shirt scouts come in and report the watch fires
of those sixteen hundred of the English advance winking and blinking
among the sugar stubble.
“Ah!” says the General, “I've a mind to disturb their dreams.”
The General dispatches word to Commodore Patterson to have the
_Carolina_ in readiness to act with his forces. Then he sends for the
indispensable Coffee.
“Coffee, we shall attack them to-night.”
The wise Coffee gives the grunt acquiescent.
“Thank you, Coffee!” says the General.
The council over, Colonel Coffee goes to turn out the troops. This is to
be done softly, as a surprise is aimed at.
Now on the dread threshold of battle, Papa Plauche of the “Fathers of
Families” is overcome. As the intrepid “Fathers” fall into line, tears
fill Papa Plauche's eyes, and he appeals to neighbor St. Geme.
“I am a Frenchman!” cries Papa Plauche, tossing his arms; “I am a
Frenchman, and do not fear to die! But, alas! mon St. Geme, I fear I
have not the courage to lead the 'Fathers of Families' to slaughter.”
“Hush, Papa Plauche!” returns the good St. Geme, made wretched by
the grief of his friend. “Hush! Command yourself! Do not let the wild
General hear you; he will not, with his coarse nature, understand such
sentiments.”
Captain Roche, of the “Fathers of Families,” steps in front of his
company. Striking his breast melodramatically, he sings out:
“Sergeant Roche, advance!”
Sergeant Roche advances.
“Embrace me, brother!” cries Captain Roche in broken utterances,
“embrace me! It is perhaps for the last time.”
The brothers Roche embrace, and the “Fathers of Families” are melted by
the tableau.
“Sergeant Roche, return to your place!” commands the devoted Captain
Roche, and the sergeant, weeping, lapses into the ranks.
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