When Men Grew Tall, or The Story of Andrew JacksonLewis, Alfred Henry
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When Men Grew Tall, or The Story of Andrew Jackson
Lewis, Alfred Henry
Jackson, Andrew, 1767-1845
While the hunting-shirt men drive the English along the fringe of the
cypress swamp, the General, a half mile nearer the river, is working his
two field pieces. Affairs proceed to his warlike satisfaction--and
this is saying a deal for one so insatiate in matters of blood--until a
flying ounce of lucky English lead wounds a horse on the number two gun.
This brings present relief to those English in the General's front; for
the hurt animal upsets the gun into the ditch. It takes fifteen minutes
to put it on its proper wheels again. The accident disgruntles the
General; but he bears it with what philosophy he may, and in good truth
is pleased to find that the gun carriage has not been smashed in the
upset.
“Save the gun!” is his word to the artillery men; and when it is saved
he praises them.
At the booming signal from the _Carolina_, the intrepid Papa Plauche
cries out:
“Forwards, brave Fathers of Families! Forwards, heroes!”
The “Fathers” respond, and go on with the hunting-shirt men. But their
pace is sedate; and this last results in an impoliteness which disturbs
the excellent Papa Plauche to the core.
The hunting-shirt men are, for the major portion, riotous young blades
from the backwoods. Moreover, they are used to this prowling warfare of
the night. Is it wonder then that they advance more rapidly than does
Papa Plauche with his “Fathers,” whose step is measured and dignified as
becomes the heads of households?
Thus it befalls that, do their dignified best, Papa Plauche and his
“Fathers” are left behind by the hunting-shirt men, who, deploying more
and still more to the left, extend themselves in front of Papa Plauche.
This does not suit the latter's hardy tastes, and he frets ferociously.
He grows condemnatory, as the spitting rifle flashes show him that the
vainglorious hunting-shirt men are between him and those English whom he
hungers to destroy. Indeed, he fumes like tiger cheated of its prey.
“But we shall extricate ourselves, neighbor St. Geme!” cries Papa
Plauche. “We shall yet extricate ourselves! Behold!”
The “Behold!” is the foreword of certain masterly maneuvers by Papa
Plauche among the sugar stubble. The maneuvers free the farseeing
Papa Plauche and his “Fathers” from those obstructive, unmannerly
hunting-shirt men, who have cut off their advance even in its
indomitable bud. The “Fathers” being better used to shop floors than
plowed fields, however, make difficult work of it. At last courage has
its reward, and the “Fathers” uncover their dauntless front.
“Oh, my brave St. Geme!” cries Papa Plauche, when his strategy has put
the hunting-shirt men on his right, where they belong, “nothing can save
the caitiff English now! Those ruffians in hunting tunics who protected
them no longer impede our front. Forwards!”
The final word has hardly issued from between the clenched teeth of Papa
Plauche when a rustling in the stubble apprises him of the foe.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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