"Now don't stop eating, for I'm not through talking," she said. "That
magneto-ionic effect canceler you dreamed up would probably cancel the
six hundred forty pound magneto-ionic effect pull you dreamed up--if
such a thing existed.
"What I want to know ... don't stop eating until you've decided
whether you're going to let me in on your game or not ... is what
really does exist? I might be of some help, you know."
"But--" Mike and Ishie simultaneously choked over their food, looked
at each other, and then Mike blurted out, "but how could _she_ know?"
"Don't worry," said Millie. "I'm probably the only one. It takes a
person with little conscience and much imagination--takes a thief to
catch a thief, I mean--yes, I think I mean that quite literally.
Besides, I can help with some of that glassware that disappeared out
of my supplies several days ago. Oh yes, I knew it was gone and where
it went--but I figured any purpose you had was a good one, Ishie.
"But for how I personally canceled the idea of your magneto-ionic
effect from the flare--it just happens that last night I was curious
while everybody was asleep. When Bessie first came on duty this
morning, I offered to relieve her while she had a cup of coffee, and I
got a half-hour all by myself with the Cow. The captain wasn't up yet.
Her console's so simple anyone with a basic knowledge of computers and
cybernetics could figure her out.
"Practically the first question I asked--something about our
orbit--the Cow told me that the information was top secret, and to get
it I must go to the proper channel and identify myself as Mike. I
started to intercom you, Mike, to tell you that your machinations were
showing, but Bessie came back about then. I hung around to see what
would happen, and pretty soon Bessie asked the Cow about the same
question--but instead of getting the same answer, the Cow told her
that an external magneto-ionic field was pulling us out of line.
"So I went up to your engineering place. I rather thought you'd like
to know what the Cow had told me--but Dr. Ishie was there, and so
instead I went about my own business until I could figure things out.
"Now I couldn't figure things out. But I could figure there's a monkey
wrench somewhere--and since the two of you have been sticking together
like Siamese twins, I know it will be perfectly all right to ask you
in front of Ishie.
"Now," she finished, "do I get my girlish curiosity satisfied? You
don't have to tell me. I'll just keep on being puzzled quietly and
without indicating the slightest magneto-ionic dubiousness, if you'd
rather. But I might be helpful; and I _would_ like to know."
"Confusion say," Ishie declared through the side of his mouth, "that
he who inadvertently puts big foot in mouth is apt to get teeth kicked
loose. We are very lucky, Mike, that it was Millie who asked the
question of the Cow at that time. Besides, we've got to tell somebody
sooner or later. We can't just run off by ourselves.
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