The time between the reception of the invitation and the wedding was a
trying one for William. He worried about what he should wear--and his
choice was rather limited--but he worried more about what he should
give, "For," said his mother, "you'll have to give the bride something:
everybody does that when they're invited to a wedding." In the crisis
of his dilemma over this proposition William consulted "Chuck" Epstein,
and the result of their deliberations was the sending to the
prospective bride of a parrot "that could talk to beat the band," as
William said. Epstein never told him that he had himself paid the
original owner of the parrot a larger amount than William could spare,
and had arranged with him to accept the sum that the boy offered. And
of all the gifts that Flo Dearmore received from others but the man of
her choice, that parrot pleased her most, "For," said she, "he is the
slangiest bird imaginable, and sometimes he uses swear words--just like
my Tommy."
The wedding, which took place at "high noon" in an Anglican church, was
a wonderful experience for William. With "Chuck" Epstein, he had a
good seat near the altar, and many were the smiles and knowing nods
exchanged between other invited guests at the evident eagerness of the
lad to take in all the proceedings. And yet no other person, perhaps,
in the assembly--and it was a large one--felt more than William the
real solemnity of the ceremony. He was not very clear as to his exact
feelings, but the dignity of the rector, the simple beauty of the
marriage ritual, the singing of the choir, the love light in the eyes
of the bride and of Tommy, combined to impress him profoundly. He
smiled once, in fact he scarcely suppressed a snicker, but a warning
touch of Epstein's hand aided him to control himself.
The "dejeuner" almost put him "on the blink," he declared afterwards.
He was conscious only of two things: first, that the bride, amid all
the sweet confusion and merriment incidental to the occasion, found
time to introduce him to several ladies as "the dearest and cleverest
boy I know, next to Tommy," and that when the toasts were proposed he
had to make a speech. Epstein assisted him to stand, for the lad was
overwhelmed with embarrassment that amounted to fear. He never knew
just what he said at first, but when he recovered sufficiently to
realise that the faces turned toward him were kindly, and the smiles
were encouraging, his self-possession returned. Observant always, and
quick to see the right thing to do, William hoped that "Mister Watson
and his wife would live happy ever after, and," he concluded, with a
smile that was full of confidence, "I nearly snickered once when the
marriage was on. That was when the minister says something about, 'Do
you, Thomas Watson, take this woman for your wife?' or words something
like that, and I says to myself, 'Does he! Gee! And him looney
about----'" The rest was lost in a breeze of laughter and joyous
acclamations.
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