William Cobbett: A Biography in Two Volumes, Vol. 1Smith, Edward
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William Cobbett: A Biography in Two Volumes, Vol. 1
Smith, Edward
Cobbett, William 1763-1835
sent me down to the ranks with a pair of bloody shoulders. Yet
it was necessary to have the witness. I hesitated many months.
At one time I had given the thing up. I dreamt twenty times, I
daresay, of my papers being discovered, and of my being tried
and flogged half to death. At last, however, some fresh act
of injustice toward us made me set all danger at defiance.
I opened my project to a corporal, whose name was _William
Bestland_, who wrote in the office under me, who was a very
honest fellow, who was very much bound to me for my goodness
to him, and who was, with the sole exception of myself, the
only sober man in the whole regiment. To work we went, and
during a long winter, while the rest were boozing and snoring,
we gutted no small part of the regimental books, rolls, and
other documents. Our way was this: to take a copy, sign it
with our names, and clap the regimental seal to it, so that we
might be able to swear to it when produced in court. All these
papers were put into a little box, which I myself had made for
the purpose. When we came to Portsmouth there was a talk of
searching all the boxes, &c., which gave us great alarm, and
induced us to take out all the papers, put them in a bag, and
trust them to a custom-house officer, who conveyed them on
shore to his own house, whence I removed them in a few days
after.
“Thus prepared, I went to London, and on the 14th of January,
1792, I wrote to the then Secretary at War, Sir George Yonge,
stating my situation, my business with him, and my intentions;
enclosing him a letter or petition from myself to the King,
stating the substance of all the complaints I had to make; and
which letter I requested Sir George Yonge to lay before the
King. I waited from the 14th to the 24th of January without
receiving any answer at all, and then all I heard was that he
wished to see me at the War-office. At the War-office I was
shown into an antechamber amongst numerous anxious-looking
men, who, every time the door which led to the great man was
opened, turned their eyes that way with a motion as regular and
as uniform as if they had been drilled to it. These people
eyed me from head to foot, and I never shall forget their look,
when they saw that I was admitted into paradise, without being
detained a single minute in purgatory. Sir George Yonge _heard
my story_; and that was apparently all he wanted of me. I was
to hear from him again _in a day or two_, and after waiting
for _fifteen days_, without hearing from him or any one else
upon the subject, I wrote to him again, reminding him that I
had from the first told him that I had _no other business in
London_; that my stock of money was necessarily scanty; and
that to detain me in London was to ruin me. Indeed, I had in
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