William Cobbett: A Biography in Two Volumes, Vol. 2Smith, Edward
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William Cobbett: A Biography in Two Volumes, Vol. 2
Smith, Edward
Cobbett, William 1763-1835
“The news from the continent[9] is not quite so good as
we thought it. That rogue, Boney, will certainly put an
extinguisher upon another venerable order of things, and we
shall (Lord have mercy upon us!) have another gang of kings
and princes to keep. It is odd enough that we never get a
queen here. We may have the Queen of Naples anon, perhaps.
‘The Archduke Charles and George Rose’ is, I hear, a toast
at Southampton, which really does make me hesitate before I
decidedly pray for the archduke’s further ‘success,’ and before
I draw out my handkerchief again to weep for the capture of
Vienna. If George Rose wishes success to the Austrians, it
is, I think, a pretty good proof that their success does not
tend to _our_ good. The sheep must necessarily have wishes
in opposition to those of the wolf. I must confess that this
toasting of old Rose along with the archduke has tended to
make me somewhat more reconciled to the fate of the continent.
What is good for the wolf must be bad for the sheep; and _vice
versa_, as the learned say, what is good for George Rose must
be bad for us. No matter what it is: if it be good for George
Rose, it must be bad for us. Whatever makes the public-robbers
weep ought to make us laugh; and it does make me laugh. Every
blow that aims at their execrable power is a blow to be
applauded by us, and by the king too, who is as badly treated
as we are.
“I have a fine jackass, some pointers, and some beautiful
merino sheep, sent me from Spain; and they are safely arrived.
As I am very desirous of stinging the robbers, I wish it to be
said in some of the newspapers that Mr. Cobbett has received a
present ‘from Seville, of a jackass of the real royal blood,
two brace of Andalusian pointers, and some merino sheep; the
whole of which are said to be the most perfect of their kind of
any that have ever been seen in this country.’ I should like
very much to have this inserted in a paper or two, merely to
enrage the rascals.
“The ass and the pointers I must send to London, for they were
carried round by mistake. The sheep I have here, and most
beautiful little things they are. I intend to breed from them.”
The “rascals” were now at work over the Court-Martial. As related in
an early chapter of this history (vol. i. p. 63), a garbled account of
the affair was being circulated broadcast over the country. Thousands
of copies were sent into Hampshire; and bales of them were brought
down by people from London, in their carriages, and tossed out to the
passers-by.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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