English drama (Comedy); English drama -- 17th century
_Dap._ Come, come, this gentleman will not think the worse of a woman
for my acquaintance with her. He has seen me bring your daughter to the
lure with a chiney-orange, from one side of the playhouse to the other.
_Mrs. Cros._ I would have the gentleman and you to know my daughter is
a girl of reputation, though she has been seen in your company; but is
now so sensible of her past danger, that she is resolved never more to
venture her pitcher to the well, as they say.
_Dap._ How's that, widow? I wonder at your confidence.
_Mrs. Cros._ I wonder at your old impudence, that where you have had so
frequent repulses you should provoke another, and bring your friend
here to witness your disgrace.
_Dap._ Hark you, widow, a little.
_Mrs. Cros._ What, have you mortgaged my daughter to that gentleman;
and now would offer me a snip to join in the security!
_Dap._ [_Aside._] She overhead me talk of a bargain;--'twas
unlucky.--[_Aloud._] Your wrath is grounded upon a mistake; Miss Lucy
herself shall be judge; call her out, pray.
_Mrs. Cros._ She shall not; she will not come to you.
_Dap._ Till I hear it from her own mouth, I cannot believe it.
_Mrs. Cros._ You shall hear her say't through the door.
_Dap._ I shall doubt it unless she say it to my face.
_Mrs. Cros._ Shall we be troubled with you no more then?
_Dap._ If she command my death, I cannot disobey her.
_Mrs. Cros._ Come out, child.
_Enter_ LUCY, _holding down her head._
_Dap._ Your servant, dearest miss: can you have--
_Mrs. Cros._ Let me ask her.
_Dap._ No, I'll ask her.
_Ran._ I'll throw up cross or pile[39] who shall ask her.
_Dap._ Can you have the heart to say you will never more break a
cheese-cake with me at New Spring Garden,[40] the Neat-house, or
Chelsea? never more sit in my lap at a new play? never more wear a
suit of knots of my choice? and, last of all, never more pass away an
afternoon with me again in the Green Garret?--do not forget the Green
Garret.
_Lucy._ I wish I had never seen the Green Garret.--Damn the Green
Garret!
_Dap._ Damn the Green Garret!--You are strangely altered!
_Lucy._ 'Tis you are altered.
_Dap._ You have refused Colby's Mulberry-garden, and the French houses,
for the Green Garret; and a little something in the Green Garret
pleased you more than the best treat the other places could yield; and
can you of a sudden quit the Green Garret?
_Lucy._ Since you have a design to pawn me for the rent, 'tis time to
remove my goods.
_Dap._ Thou art extremely mistaken.
_Lucy._ Besides, I have heard such strange things of you this morning.
_Dap._ What things?
_Lucy._ I blush to speak 'em.
_Dap._ I know my innocence, therefore take my charge as a favour. What
have I done?
_Lucy._ Then know, vile wit, my mother has confessed just now thou wert
false to me, to her too certain knowledge; and hast forced even her to
be false to me too.
_Dap._ Faults in drink, Lucy, when we are not ourselves, should not
condemn us.
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