Wilson's Tales of the Borders and of Scotland, Volume 05
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Wilson's Tales of the Borders and of Scotland, Volume 05
Scottish Borders (Scotland) -- Fiction
True to the resolutions he had formed overnight, and not without ability
to act up to them, Willie, on the laird's entrance into the apartment in
the morning, to inquire how he had slept, looked as majestic as he
could; and, in a familiar, but somewhat condescending manner, saluted
him with--
"Ha, laird! how dost? None the worse for thy potations last night? On my
royal--ah! on my word, I mean--thou hast been nearer regicide than thou
wotest of. Another such night and I would be a dead man!"
"The deil a fear o' ye, sir!" said the laird, now fully confirmed in his
belief that it was James that stood before him. "It's no a drap guid
soun' liquor that'll kill ye, I warrant; and it was nane o' the warst ye
had last nicht, I assure ye. It wad hae been ill my pairt if it had.
And noo, sir," he continued, producing at the same time a huge bottle of
brandy which he had hitherto concealed behind his back--"Ye'll just tak
a hair o' the dog that bit ye. A toothfu' o' this," filling up a large
cup, "'ll keep the cauld morning air aff yer stomach; for, nae doot,
sir, yours, after a', is just like other folks."
"Richt soond advice, laird, as I'm a--a sinner. I'll pledge thee most
cheerfully," said Willie, stretching out his hand to take the proffered
cup, and, thereafter, draining it to the bottom with an eagerness and
relish that amazed even the laird, who certainly thought it rather odd
in a king.
"Anither, sir?" said the latter, encouraged by the rapidity of his
guest's execution, and looking at him slily as he spoke.
"Why, laird, I don't mind if I do," replied Willie. "It warms me like a
yard o' Welsh flannel. If my mother's milk had been like that, laird, I
would have been sucking still!" Saying this, he turned over another cup
with undiminished gusto. Here, in truth, was a weak point in Willie's
character. He could not resist liquor; and had the laird persevered in
giving him more drink, he would very soon have unhinged him; for there
is little doubt that he would have forgotten his assumed dignity, and
have swallowed much more than became a king at that unseasonable hour.
Luckily for his guest, however, the laird desisted from pressing the
bottle farther, and this danger was avoided.
Willie, again conducted by his host, now proceeded to an apartment,
where he found a sumptuous breakfast prepared for him, of which he
partook with an appetite that impressed his host with a very high and
satisfactory opinion of the state of his sovereign's health; and, being
a loyal subject, the circumstance filled him with unfeigned joy.
On the conclusion of the repast--"Weel, sir," said Willie's host, "what
direction do ye propose takin noo? I hear there's to be a gran' hanlin
at Braehead the nicht. Ye might get some rare fun there, sir, an' ye
gaed--just o' the kind ye like."
"Why, thank ye, Whinnyhill--thank ye for the hint! I'll just e'en go
there, then. But what's the occasion, laird?"
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