Courtship -- Fiction; Florida -- Fiction; Humorous stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Treasure troves -- Fiction
"Now," says Auntie, liftin' her purple-decorated lid off one ear and
tuckin' a stray lock into her back hair, "I will answer your question.
I have just sent Captain Killam back to his hotel."
"The Illington?" demands Old Hickory.
"No," says Auntie. "It was my fancy that Captain Killam deserved
rather better quarters than those you saw fit to provide. So I found
others for him--just where, I do not care to say."
"But he came in here with you a moment ago," insists Old Hickory. "How
could you--"
"I'm next!" says I. "You smuggles him over the roof and down the
elevator in the next building. Wasn't that how you gave us the slip?"
Auntie indulges in one of them lemony, tight-lipped smiles of hers.
"You have exposed my poor strategy," says she; "but a little late, I
trust."
Mr. Ellins makes her a bow.
"Mrs. Hemmingway," says he, "my compliments on your cleverness as a
tactician. But I fail to see how you justify your methods. You knew
that I was negotiating with Captain Killam?"
"Oh, yes," says she.
"And in spite of that," goes on Mr. Ellins, "you induce him to break
his word to me and you hide him in another hotel."
"Something like that," admits Auntie, squarin' her jaw. "Why not, Mr.
Ellins?"
"Why, Auntie!" gasps Vee.
"Verona!" says Auntie, shootin' over a reprovin' look.
"But see here," protests Old Hickory. "I was arranging with this man
to fit out a treasure-hunting expedition. He had made a verbal
contract with me. Just because you over-heard my plans, you had no
right to take advantage. You can't do that sort of thing, you know."
"Oh, can't I?" sneers Auntie, lookin' him straight in the eye. "But I
have, you see."
And that's one of the few times I ever saw Old Hickory Ellins squirm at
a come-back. He pinks up some, too; but he keeps a grip on his temper.
"Then you--you intend financing this somewhat doubtful enterprise?" he
asks. "A man you know nothing about, too. Suppose he never comes
back?"
"I shall go along myself," says Auntie.
"You?" says Old Hickory. "To dig for buried treasure!"
"I have always wanted to do something of the kind," says Auntie.
"True, I may not look like that sort of a person, and I suppose that I
do lead rather a dull, commonplace existence. Not from choice,
however. Once I was ship-wrecked in the Mediterranean, and I found it
a thrilling experience. Also I once spent nearly a week on a
snow-bound train in the Rockies; I would not have missed that for
anything. And if Captain Killam can lead me to genuine adventures, I
am going to follow. So there you have it! All you saw in his story, I
presume, was a chance to add to your millions. The romance of the
thing, the mystery of that forgotten little island with its long hidden
pirate hoard, never appealed to you in the least."
"Oh, didn't it!" says Old Hickory.
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