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"Do I understand that Mrs. Hemmingway is going, too?" gasps Mr. Robert.
I nods.
"She's one of the partners," says I. "Kind of a particular old girl,
too, when it comes to yachts. I judge she wants something about half
way between a Cunarder and a ten-room flat; something wide and
substantial."
Mr. Robert grins. "They ought to be told about the _Agnes_," says he.
"What about her?" says I.
"Why," says he, "she's the marine antique that Ollie Wade inherited
from his uncle, the old Commodore. A fine boat in her day, too, but a
trifle obsolete now: steam, of course, and a scandalous coal eater.
Slow, too; ten knots is her top speed. But she's a roomy, comfortable
old tub, and Ollie would be glad to get her off his hands for a month
or two. Suppose I--"
"Would you mind, Mr. Robert," I breaks in, "if I discovered the _Agnes_
for 'em? I might boost my battin' average with Auntie; and maybe I
could work Ollie for a commission."
"Here!" says Mr. Robert, shovin' over the desk 'phone. "Make him give
you five per cent. at least. Here's his number."
So that's how it happens I come to be pilotin' this trio of treasure
hunters--Auntie, Old Hickory, and Captain Rupert Killam--over to a
South Brooklyn yacht basin and exhibitin' the _Agnes_. You'd never
guess, either, from the way she's all painted up fresh, that she was
the A. Y. C. flagship as far back as the early nineties.
"What a nice, wide boat!" says Auntie.
"Beam enough for a battleship," grumbles Rupert.
"I do hope," goes on Auntie, "that the staterooms are something more
than cubbyholes."
"Let's take a look," says I, producin' the keys.
Ollie had mentioned specially the main saloon, but I wasn't lookin' for
anything half so grand. Why, you could almost give a ball in it. Had
a square piano and a fireplace, too.
"Huh!" says Old Hickory. "Quite a craft."
It was when we got to the two suites, one on each side of the
companionway 'midships, that Auntie got real enthusiastic; for, besides
the brass beds and full-sized bathtubs, they had clothes closets, easy
chairs, and writin' desks.
"Excellent!" says she. "But what are those queer overhead pipes for, I
wonder?"
"Must be for the cold-air system Mr. Wade was tellin' me about," says I.
"Oh, yes," adds Old Hickory. "I remember now. This is the boat
Commodore Wade went up the Orinoco in, and he had her fitted for
tropical cruising. How many staterooms in all, did you say, son?"
"Twelve, outside of the crew's quarters," says I.
"Regular floating hotel," says Old Hickory. "We shall not be crowded
for room, Mrs. Hemmingway."
"Then why not ask some of our friends to go with us?" suggests Auntie.
"There are one or two I should like to take along for companionship.
And it will not look so much like an expedition if we make up a
cruising party."
"Very well," says Old Hickory; "that's not a bad idea. We'll decide on
this boat, then?"
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