Woman—through a man's eyeglassSalaman, Malcolm C. (Malcolm Charles)
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Woman—through a man's eyeglass
Salaman, Malcolm C. (Malcolm Charles)
Single women; Wives -- Anecdotes; Women -- Anecdotes; Women -- Social and moral questions
Mabel Flirtington is still in the age of gigglehood, a period of life
through which every well-regulated girl must pass. If a girl cannot
enjoy a good giggle, there must be something very much the matter, she
must be suffering severe personal affliction of some kind or another,
or, may be, she is a changeling, or perchance the stars went wrong at
her birth. A positively serious young girl is an anomaly; she cannot
be tolerated. Youth is naturally joyous, and, if the girl be mother
to the woman, what a depressing maturity will be that of the girl who
cannot giggle. I say this because I have frequently heard _passée_
women and disagreeable men speak contemptuously of the “giggling girl,”
and with great injustice. I reverence youth myself, and in this I imply
no disrespect to old age, which, when it is delightful, is delightful
indeed, though old people are not always companionable. Young people,
on the contrary, have not had time to lose their illusions or to
suffer all the ills that age is heir to. Nor, on the other hand, have
they acquired the wisdom, charity, and experience of years; therefore
they offer the charms of simplicity, frankness, and enthusiasm. Their
companionship is a refreshment, and I am prepared to endorse all that
the poets have written in eulogy of youth.
I have a firm faith in the poets; they anticipate all my noblest
thoughts, and all my freshly perceived truths. So when Tom Moore long
ago sang “There’s nothing half so sweet in life as love’s young dream,”
he merely expressed my present opinion. But one only fully realises the
inestimable beauty and value of youth when one’s hair is getting thin
on the top, one’s ruddy-brown beard is beginning to melt into grey,
and one’s limbs do not move as actively as of yore. It is middle-age,
not old-age, that really laments over lost youth. Old age has almost
forgotten its charm, and only wants peace, quiet, and comfort; but
middle age is still active enough to want to be younger. It is a
beautiful thing to be young, and have all our responsibilities in
embryo, with all the world before us, fair and full of hope, promise,
and possibility. I think there is no more engaging sight than a pretty
girl at her first ball, or a gallant youth in uniform for the first
time. They are ready to conquer the world, and perhaps after all they
only make a conquest of each other, but they are just as happy.
When I get into one of those melancholy moods to which lonely bachelors
are occasionally liable, nothing so effectually restores me to my
usual equanimity as a verbal rally with Mabel Flirtington. She is of
that essentially British type of young lady that may be classified
as the “awfully jolly” girl. I do not believe you would find a Mabel
Flirtington of any other country in the world. She is indigenous to the
British Isles, and the British Isles can boast no richer product than
the “awfully jolly” girl.
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