Woodburn Grange: A story of English country life; vol. 3 of 3Howitt, William
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Woodburn Grange: A story of English country life; vol. 3 of 3
Howitt, William
Religious fiction
Old times seemed come back again at the Grange. There was frequent
visiting betwixt it and Cotmanhaye Manor—a coming and going without
ceremony, and full of pleasantness. George had made a journey to
Yorkshire to give some account of his stewardship, and there were
wise people who foresaw the return of Elizabeth Drury, at least some
day, to Bilts’ Farm. Thorsby and his once more joyous, handsome
wife, and cherub-looking boy with them, were often driving over, and
again commonly spending the Sundays there. Thorsby again made his
little, familiar visits amongst the cottages of Woodburn Green, and
talked over his travels in America with Howell Crusoe, the inquiring
schoolmaster, who seemed half tempted to migrate thither himself some
day.
“Well,” said Mr. Woodburn, as Thorsby mentioned this at dinner one
day, “I should be sorry for Crusoe to leave us. He has his faults,
but I don’t know where we should mend him. He has confessedly very
warm Welsh blood, and though naturally amiable and humane, he
has been given to thrashing his boys a little too freely. When I
have reasoned with him, he always quoted Solomon as ungainsayable
authority, ‘Spare the rod, and spoil the child.’ It was in vain
that I told him I would rather spoil the rod and spare the child.
He always used to tell the boys, in the established language of
the schoolmasters, that it hurt him much more to flog a boy than
it hurt the boy. But one day, as he said this to a little boy, who
sat sobbing and snorting, with his eyes, nose, and very red cheeks
all dashed and drowned in tears, the poor lad cried out, ‘I only
wish I could believe it’—at which the whole school burst into an
uncontrollable shout of laughter. Enraged at this, and feeling the
keen satire in the boy’s words, Howell dealt about him, in a regular
Welsh tantrum of passion, with his cane on the heads and shoulders of
the scholars. This settled the riot, except for an isolated burst-up
of smothered merriment, here and there, which he visited with strokes
of lightning.
“But what was the consequence? The lads who had caught the full fury
of Crusoe’s angry blows, commenced a conspiracy which they cherished
for a proper opportunity; and one Saturday afternoon, when Crusoe
had gone into Cotmanhaye woods to gather nuts, suddenly the whole
school issued from a thicket, and surrounding him, gave him such
a pounding with hazel cudgels, as inspired him with a wonderful
agility in running through the wood, leaping the fence, and scouring
homewards at a pace that vastly amused the troop of little rebels.
It was necessary to send for the doctor, who, being a bit of a wag,
carried the story as a rich morsel of news all round the country. He
enlivened his narrative by making the boys cry, all the time they
thrashed their domine, ‘Well, does it hurt you as much as it does us?’
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