Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
"It's Dryden, sir," said old Sergeant Peasley, as he felt around in the
darkness for his madhouse. "I can't find him--yet."
"Please, O, please, O, do not let me fall;
You're--gurgh--ugh----"
The sergeant had pounced upon him.
This singing had had an effect upon the Spaniards. At first they had
fired frenziedly at the voice, but they soon ceased, perhaps from sheer
amazement. Both sides took a spell of meditation.
The sergeant was having some difficulty with his charge. "Here, you,
grab 'im. Take 'im by the throat. Be quiet, you devil."
One of the fifteen men, who had been hard-pressed, called out, "We've
only got about one clip a-piece, Lieutenant. If they come again----"
The lieutenant crawled to and fro among his men, taking clips of
cartridges from those who had many. He came upon the sergeant and his
madhouse. He felt Dryden's belt and found it simply stuffed with
ammunition. He examined Dryden's rifle and found in it a full clip. The
madhouse had not fired a shot. The lieutenant distributed these
valuable prizes among the fifteen men. As the men gratefully took them,
one said: "If they had come again hard enough, they would have had us,
sir,--maybe."
But the Spaniards did not come again. At the first indication of
daybreak, they fired their customary good-bye volley. The marines lay
tight while the slow dawn crept over the land. Finally the lieutenant
arose among them, and he was a bewildered man, but very angry. "Now
where is that idiot, Sergeant?"
"Here he is, sir," said the old man cheerfully. He was seated on the
ground beside the recumbent Dryden who, with an innocent smile on his
face, was sound asleep.
"Wake him up," said the lieutenant briefly.
The sergeant shook the sleeper. "Here, Minstrel Boy, turn out. The
lieutenant wants you."
Dryden climbed to his feet and saluted the officer with a dazed and
childish air. "Yes, sir."
The lieutenant was obviously having difficulty in governing his
feelings, but he managed to say with calmness, "You seem to be fond of
singing, Dryden? Sergeant, see if he has any whisky on him."
"Sir?" said the madhouse stupefied. "Singing--fond of singing?"
Here the sergeant interposed gently, and he and the lieutenant held
palaver apart from the others. The marines, hitching more comfortably
their almost empty belts, spoke with grins of the madhouse. "Well, the
Minstrel Boy made 'em clear out. They couldn't stand it. But--I
wouldn't want to be in his boots. He'll see fireworks when the old man
interviews him on the uses of grand opera in modern warfare. How do you
think he managed to smuggle a bottle along without us finding it out?"
When the weary outpost was relieved and marched back to camp, the men
could not rest until they had told a tale of the voice in the
wilderness. In the meantime the sergeant took Dryden aboard a ship, and
to those who took charge of the man, he defined him as "the most useful
---- ---- crazy man in the service of the United States."
VIRTUE IN WAR
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