Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
The time came when everybody knew that the Fifth Army Corps was the
corps designated for the first active service in Cuba. The officers and
men of the 307th observed with despair that their regiment was not in
the Fifth Army Corps. The colonel was a strategist. He understood
everything in a flash. Without a moment's hesitation he obtained leave
and mounted the night express for Washington. There he drove Senators
and Congressmen in span, tandem and four-in-hand. With the telegraph he
stirred so deeply the governor, the people and the newspapers of his
State that whenever on a quiet night the President put his head out of
the White House he could hear the distant vast commonwealth humming
with indignation. And as it is well known that the Chief Executive
listens to the voice of the people, the 307th was transferred to the
Fifth Army Corps. It was sent at once to Tampa, where it was brigaded
with two dusty regiments of regulars, who looked at it calmly, and said
nothing. The brigade commander happened to be no less a person than
Gates's old colonel in the "Sixteenth Cavalry"--as HARPER'S WEEKLY
says--and Gates was cheered. The old man's rather solemn look
brightened when he saw Gates in the 307th. There was a great deal of
battering and pounding and banging for the 307th at Tampa, but the men
stood it more in wonder than in anger. The two regular regiments
carried them along when they could, and when they couldn't waited
impatiently for them to come up. Undoubtedly the regulars wished the
volunteers were in garrison at Sitka, but they said practically
nothing. They minded their own regiments. The colonel was an invaluable
man in a telegraph office. When came the scramble for transports the
colonel retired to a telegraph office and talked so ably to Washington
that the authorities pushed a number of corps aside and made way for
the 307th, as if on it depended everything. The regiment got one of the
best transports, and after a series of delays and some starts, and an
equal number of returns, they finally sailed for Cuba.
II
Now Gates had a singular adventure on the second morning after his
arrival at Atlanta to take his post as a major in the 307th.
He was in his tent, writing, when suddenly the flap was flung away and
a tall young private stepped inside.
"Well, Maje," said the newcomer, genially, "how goes it?"
The major's head flashed up, but he spoke without heat.
"Come to attention and salute."
"Huh!" said the private.
"Come to attention and salute."
The private looked at him in resentful amazement, and then inquired:
"Ye ain't mad, are ye? Ain't nothin' to get huffy about, is there?"
"I---- Come to attention and salute."
"Well," drawled the private, as he stared, "seein' as ye are so darn
perticular, I don't care if I do--if it'll make yer meals set on yer
stomick any better."
Drawing a long breath and grinning ironically, he lazily pulled his
heels together and saluted with a flourish.
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