Hetherington was an odd man; consequently no one was astonished, after
the bound volumes had been duly exhibited to dining or calling
friends, and had elicited the various outbursts of "Jove!" "Ah!"
"Charming!" "Quite too nice!" and "Can't think how he does it, eh?"
which politeness demanded--no one was astonished to hear that his
lordship, panting for something fresh in which to distinguish himself,
had found it in taxidermy, which was now absorbing all the energies of
his noble mind. The receipt of a packet of humming-birds, presented by
a poor relation in the navy, first turned Lord Hetherington's thoughts
to this new pursuit; and he acted with such promptitude, that before
the end of a week Mr. Byrne--small, shrunken, and high-shouldered--had
taken the place at the bench erst occupied by the stalwart men in
shirt-sleeves; but the smell of paste and gum had been supplanted by
that of pungent chemicals, the floor was strewn with feathers and wool
instead of leather and gilt-leaf, and his lordship, still looking on
and handing tools to his companion, was stuffing birds very much in
the same way as he had bound books.
It was a fine sight to see old Jack Byrne, "Bitter Byrne," the
ultra-radical, the sourest-tongued orator of the Spartan Club, the
ex-Chartist prisoner, waited on by gorgeous footmen in plush and silk
stockings, fed on French dishes and dry sherry, and accepting it all
as if he had been born to the situation.
"Why should I quarrel with my bread and butter, or what's a devilish
deal better than bread and butter," he asked in the course of a long
evening's ramble with Walter Joyce, "because it comes from a
representative of the class I hate? I earn it, I work honestly and
hard for my wage, and suppose I am to act up to the sham self-denial
preached in some of the prints which batten on the great cause without
understanding or caring for it--suppose I were to refuse the meal
which my lord's politeness sends me, as some of your self-styled
Gracchi or Patriots would wish, how much further should we have
developed the plans, or by what the more should we have dealt a blow
at the institution we are labouring to destroy? Not one jot My maxim,
as I have told you before, is, use these people! Hate them if you
will, despise them as you must, but use them!"
The old man's vehemence had a certain weight with Joyce, who,
nevertheless, was not wholly convinced as to the propriety of his
friend's position, and said, "You justify your conduct by Lord
Hetherington's, then? You use each other?"
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