The Comic Almanack, Volume 1: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and Oddities
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│ │ │ And to myself I thus did say: │ │
│14│dancing │If tradesmen, when their bills they bring,│ │
│ │ │ Would be contented with _half-pay_; │ ♊ ☿ ⚹ │
│15│shoes │I'd soar aloft on freedom's wing, │ │
│ │ │ Nor care a rush for TRANSFER DAY. │ renowned │
│16│nor │ │ │
│ │ │But needy men the needful need; │ │
│17│would │ So, spite of ringlets golden grey, │ │
│ │ │And eyes that squint, I'll take the hint, │ ☍ ☿ │
│18│I │ Nor throw the lucky chance away. │ │
│ │ │Full soon I found—ah! pleasing sound!— │predecessor,│
│19│for │ With wealth she could my love repay; │ │
│ │ │No longer mute, I urg'd my suit, │ │
│20│the │ Upon that very TRANSFER DAY. │ │
│ │ │ │ ♀ ♂ ☿ │
│21│world │I leave untold our courtship fond:— │ │
│ │ │ I made her Mrs. Major Cox; │ the great │
│22│be │And in return for Hymen's _bond_, │ │
│ │ │ She kindly placed me in the _stocks_. │ FRANCIS │
│23│seen │Her heart is good, her temper mild; │ │
│ │ │ She rules with more than _sov'reign_ │ MOORE, │
│ │ │ sway; │ │
│24│to │Nor have I thought myself beguil'd, │ │
│ │ │ Or once regretted TRANSFER DAY. │ =Defunct=, │
│25│trip │ │ │
│ │ │ │ │
│26│along │ │ │
│ │ │ │ ♊ ☌ ⊕ ♓ │
│27│in │ │ │
│ │ │ │which shoes,│
│28│light │ │ │
│ │ │ │by-the-bye, │
│29│nankeen. │ │ │
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_Humbuggum Ass-trologicum, pro Anno 1836._
_VOX MULTORUM, VOX STULTORUM: the Voice of the Many is the Voice of
a Zany.—It brawleth at all Places and Seasons._
[Illustration]
COURTEOUS READER,
I DO herewith, present thee with an hieroglyphic, after the accustomed
usage of my lamented precursor and prototype, FRANCIS MOORE, defunct. It
prefigureth a mighty change now lying in the womb of futurity, and which
doubtless will be brought forth in due season by the great man-midwife,
Time.