"You're a very honest guide, at all events," said Victoria with a
smile. "What is that tower on the hill?"
"Oh, the castle of Baradello."
"And who was he?"
"Some ancient Johnnie, I believe," returned the young man carelessly,
"a duke or a pirate, or a picture gallery, I forget which."
"Your information is most accurate," said Miss Sheldon gravely,
putting up a large red sunshade, which cast a rosy reflection on her
piquant face, "you must study Baedeker very closely."
Macjean laughed.
"How severe you are," he replied lightly, "but I've got such a beastly
memory. It's like a sieve--but, I say, hadn't we better wake up Mrs.
Trubbles? Here's Como--dirty place, isn't it?"
"Rather dingy," assented Victoria, surveying the untidy-looking town
with its picturesque red roofs, above which arose the great Duomo like
a great bubble. "What do you think, Mrs. Trubbles?"
"Eh? what, my dear?" said that lady, whom the stoppage of the steamer
had aroused from a very comfortable slumber. "Very nice indeed. Like a
picture I've got over the sideboard in the dining-room--but, dear me,
how dirty the streets are! I'm afraid they haven't got a Board of
Works. What does this man say?--Bill something--who is he talking to?"
"Biglietti," explained Victoria, as they paused at the gangway.
"Tickets--you've got them, Mr. Macjean."
"Yes, here they are," said Angus, and, handing them to the officer in
charge, they went ashore.
"What little men," said Victoria, catching sight of some of the
military, "they look like tin soldiers."
"They don't seem very well fed," observed Mrs. Trubbles meditatively;
"I don't think the food is good--very bad quality, I'm afraid. Dear
me, there's a fountain."
"It's more like a squirt," said Otterburn laughing.
"Plenty of water about this place," pursued Mrs. Trubbles, putting up
her eyeglass, "but I don't think these foreigners make enough use of
it. Oh, dear! dear! what a dreadful smell, they really ought to look
after the drains better. I'm so afraid of typhoid. Mr. Macjean, would
you mind smoking?--it's safer."
Mr. Macjean was only too delighted, and having lighted a cigarette,
was soon blowing wreaths of smoke as they all walked up one of the
narrow streets, on their way to the Duomo.
"We must do the church, you know," remarked Angus with great gravity,
"it's the big lion of Como--built by some one called Roderer or
Rodari--I'm not certain about the name. Sounds like a champagne brand,
doesn't it? It was built somewhere about the thirteenth or fourteenth
century--I'm not sure which."
"You don't seem very sure of anything beyond the fact that there is a
church," said Miss Sheldon disparagingly, "and as it's straight before
you, we can be certain it exists. They say it's all built of white
marble."
"It doesn't look like it then," remarked Mrs. Trubbles emphatically,
"a good coat of paint wouldn't hurt it."