At this moment Mrs. Trubbles, who had been gazing complacently about
her with the same sort of interest as she would have taken in a
theatre, intimated that she had seen enough, and led the way out into
the hot sunshine.
"I'm rather tired of churches," said the matron in her deep voice
"we've seen such a lot of them in France."
"Oh, France isn't in it with Italy in that line," observed Angus, in
his slangy way. "There are more churches than public-houses here."
"Well, that's a very good thing," replied Victoria.
"I should think so, considering how thin the wines are," retorted
Macjean, pausing before a variegated kind of arcade; "but look
here--this is the market."
"Oh, how pretty!" cried Victoria, noting the picturesque colouring of
the different piles of fruit--"just like a scene out of Romeo and
Juliet."
"And there is Juliet said the Master wickedly, waving his stick in the
direction of a ponderous female who was leaning from a projecting iron
balcony chattering to a lady below with shrill volubility over some
skinny-looking poultry.
"Juliet in her old age buying Romeo's dinner," replied Victoria,
serenely. "Don't, please, take the romance out of everything."
"No; I leave that to Gartney."
"Horrid man!" said the girl, viciously; "he would disillusionise an
angel."
"There are one or two things, my dear Victoria," observed Mrs.
Trubbles at this moment--"there are one or two things I should like to
take home with me as a kind of mementum of Italy. A fan or a
shell-box--you know, dear; a box with 'A Present from Como' on it.
Now, what is the Italian for 'A Present from Como'?"
"I'm sure I don't know," said Miss Sheldon, suppressing a smile.
"However, here's an old curiosity shop. Let us go in and spy out the
land."
"I can't talk the language myself," said Mrs. Trubbles, doubtfully, as
her bulky figure filled up the door, "but Victoria----"
"Is much worse," interrupted that young lady, quickly. "I know French,
but not Italian, except parrot-like in singing. Now Mr. Macjean----"
"I'm worst of all," explained Otterburn, in the most brazen manner.
"'Questo e troppo' is all I know."
"Translate, please."
"It means 'That is too much."
"A very good sentence to know," said the matron, decidedly. "I believe
these foreign people are rarely honest. I shall learn it--'Question he
troppus.' Is that right?"
"Not quite; only three words wrong. 'Questo e troppo.'"
"'Questo e troppo,'" repeated Mrs. Trubbles, carefully. "What a pity
these foreigners don't learn English. It's so much better than their
own gibberish."
"I'm afraid we'll have to go in for the primitive language of signs,"
cried Victoria gaily, as they stood in front of the diminutive counter
behind which a smiling Italian was gesticulating politely.