Coelebs: The Love Story of a Bachelor — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Coelebs: The Love Story of a Bachelor
John Stuart Mill · en
Thus it fell out that when the guests who had participated in the
Chadwicks' hospitality were, with rigid observance of rule,
punctiliously performing their duty in the matter of an after-dinner
call, Miss Annersley, in defiance of her aunt's remonstrance, insisted
on going off as usual with the faithful Diogenes. Mrs Chadwick was
vexed. Mr Chadwick had that morning met John Musgrave in the village,
and had returned with the news that Mr Musgrave had mentioned that it
was his purpose to call that same afternoon. Mrs Chadwick for some
inexplicable reason desired Peggy's support on this occasion, and
appeared disproportionately annoyed when Peggy departed on her walk and
left her aunt to receive Mr Musgrave alone. Mr Chadwick was present,
certainly, but the presence of Mr Chadwick could not further her
amiable plans for the modernising of John Musgrave.
It was a wild, bright day with a touch of frost in the air, and as she
walked briskly across the fields the sun and the wind and the cold air
brought a glorious colour into Peggy's cheeks and lent a sparkle to her
eyes. It was regrettable that there was no one there to note these
things except Diogenes and a few cows. Peggy was not alarmed of cows;
but Diogenes, who was in a boisterous mood, caused her considerable
anxiety through displaying a desire to chase these unoffending animals,
resenting which, they acted in a manner unseemly in their breed. In one
field there were bulls. They were young bulls, and harmless; but
Diogenes excited them, and when they began to chase Diogenes he feigned
nervousness and sought shelter behind his mistress's skirts, Peggy,
feeling nervous without feigning it, took refuge in the hedge. Then it
was that she became aware of a small bearded man, who, having just
climbed the stile, walked fearlessly among the herd, which made way
before him as before the progress of some royal personage and allowed
him to pass unharmed. The small bearded man stopped when he was abreast
of Peggy, and stared up at her where she crouched in the hedge with
critical, contemptuous eyes.
"Do you like milk?" he asked unexpectedly.
"Yes," Peggy answered, puzzled to understand why this person, whom she
now recognised for the sexton, if he wished to address her should open
civilities with such an unusual remark; why, too, he should seem upset
with her reply. He looked almost angry.
"Do you like beef?" he proceeded, putting her through this catechism as
though he were playing a serious kind of new game.
"Yes," Peggy repeated with increasing wonder.
The little man looked really fierce now. She was relieved to have
Diogenes at hand; this person was more terrifying than the bulls.
"Then wot are you afeard of? Get down out of thicky hedge. They won't
'urt 'ee."
Peggy felt indignant; the little man was quite unnecessarily rude.
"I do not care to watch milk churning itself in the open," she retorted;
"and I prefer beef cooked."