The Green Millennium — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Green Millennium
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Carstairs looked at him with mild irritation and raised his open hand.
Phil smiled and advanced his cheek. "I am seeking a jewel beyond
price," he continued. "In order to obtain it, I intend tonight to
burgle the premises of Fun Incorporated. I am willing to let you help
me."
At the mention of Fun Incorporated, Buck turned his head at least half
an inch, while Carstairs almost blinked.
"You have rather big ideas, don't you?" Llewellyn remarked quietly.
"Yeah," Buck agreed with a yawn, "he maybe could have picked an easier
place."
Carstairs asked Mitzie softly, "You did say he was one of your father's
nuts, didn't you?"
Mitzie started to reply, but Phil interposed blandly, "I know a private
way into Fun Incorporated, right through Billig's office. It'll be
simple. You needn't worry about the wasps."
Buck drawled, "What is this jewel beyond price, anyhow."
"Something I wouldn't expect you to appreciate," Phil replied.
"However," he continued, taking a more cautious slug of the mind
swelling drink, "there should be enough in the way of ordinary
valuables lying about to compensate you for your effort. I understand
that Fun Incorporated is rather wealthy. For one thing, all
sales-robots work from there," he finished grandly. "Why not hit them
where they live?"
Otie stretched leanly from under Buck's chair and snapped at Phil's
hand. Phil, stiffened by the drink, didn't move it. The jaws clashed
hardly an inch away. "Why do you call him Otie?" Phil asked.
"'Cause he's a coyote," Buck explained, almost with condescension.
"S'posed to have been bred back for ancestral traits to the Oligocene
type."
Phil found himself wondering whether cats could be bred back to their
Egyptian ancestors and whether those ancestors might have been green.
In the pause, Mitzie's eyes grew bright. She looked at her companions.
"Why don't we take him up on it?" she said lightly but not casually. "I
mean, about Fun Incorporated. It sounds exciting.
"Why don't we?" Mitzie repeated after a moment.
Carstairs, Llewellyn and Buck sat there as coolly and as contemptuous
of any challenge as when Phil had first seen them. Yet there was a
difference.
"Of course, it's risky," Phil cut in. "Moe Brimstine's boys have
orthos."
"What do you know about orthos?" Carstairs demanded hungrily.
Phil shrugged. "They're blue and they sizzle," he said. "I got shot at
with one earlier tonight."
"Why don't we, I'm asking?" Mitzie pressed.
"I asked Juno and Jack Jones to help me," Phil put in. "You know, the
wrestlers. But they decided not to."
Still no one answered Mitzie's question. "Well, I guess that's it," she
said with a triumphant smile, turning away from the table. "Come on,
Phil."
They had taken three steps when Carstairs began to chuckle quietly.
Phil might have kept going, but Mitzie turned back with a carefully
repressed eagerness that Phil resented.