The Trimmed Lamp, and Other Stories of the Four Million — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Trimmed Lamp, and Other Stories of the Four Million
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How magnificent was Billy McMahan, with his great, smooth, laughing
face; his gray eye, shrewd as a chicken hawk’s; his diamond ring, his
voice like a bugle call, his prince’s air, his plump and active roll of
money, his clarion call to friend and comrade—oh, what a king of men he
was! How he obscured his lieutenants, though they themselves loomed
large and serious, blue of chin and important of mien, with hands
buried deep in the pockets of their short overcoats! But Billy—oh, what
small avail are words to paint for you his glory as seen by Ikey
Snigglefritz!
The Café Maginnis rang to the note of victory. The white-coated
bartenders threw themselves featfully upon bottle, cork and glass. From
a score of clear Havanas the air received its paradox of clouds. The
leal and the hopeful shook Billy McMahan’s hand. And there was born
suddenly in the worshipful soul of Ikey Snigglefritz an audacious,
thrilling impulse.
He stepped forward into the little cleared space in which majesty
moved, and held out his hand.
Billy McMahan grasped it unhesitatingly, shook it and smiled.
Made mad now by the gods who were about to destroy him, Ikey threw away
his scabbard and charged upon Olympus.
“Have a drink with me, Billy,” he said familiarly, “you and your
friends?”
“Don’t mind if I do, old man,” said the great leader, “just to keep the
ball rolling.”
The last spark of Ikey’s reason fled.
“Wine,” he called to the bartender, waving a trembling hand.
The corks of three bottles were drawn; the champagne bubbled in the
long row of glasses set upon the bar. Billy McMahan took his and
nodded, with his beaming smile, at Ikey. The lieutenants and satellites
took theirs and growled “Here’s to you.” Ikey took his nectar in
delirium. All drank.
Ikey threw his week’s wages in a crumpled roll upon the bar.
“C’rect,” said the bartender, smoothing the twelve one-dollar notes.
The crowd surged around Billy McMahan again. Some one was telling how
Brannigan fixed ’em over in the Eleventh. Ikey leaned against the bar a
while, and then went out.
He went down Hester street and up Chrystie, and down Delancey to where
he lived. And there his women folk, a bibulous mother and three dingy
sisters, pounced upon him for his wages. And at his confession they
shrieked and objurgated him in the pithy rhetoric of the locality.
But even as they plucked at him and struck him Ikey remained in his
ecstatic trance of joy. His head was in the clouds; the star was
drawing his wagon. Compared with what he had achieved the loss of wages
and the bray of women’s tongues were slight affairs.
He had shaken the hand of Billy McMahan.