1851; Or, The adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Sandboys and family, who came up to London to enjoy themselves, and to see the Great Exhibition.Mayhew, Henry
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1851; Or, The adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Sandboys and family, who came up to London to enjoy themselves, and to see the Great Exhibition.
Mayhew, Henry
Great Exhibition (1851 : London, England) -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
WE left Mr. Sandboys engaged in the interesting occupation of hunting
after his lost inexpressibles—the very inexpressibles which his wife had
mended previous to his departure from Buttermere, and which that lady
had since exchanged, together with forty pounds in bank notes and her
own marriage certificate in the pockets, for a pot of mignionette and a
couple of cut roses.
His son Jobby, too, was employed upon the same agreeable mission; but
the researches of the youth were neither vigorous nor profitable, for
remembering the unpleasant issue of his previous wanderings in the
metropolis, he feared to travel far from the domestic precincts of
Craven Street, lest his rambles might end in his being flayed; stripped
of his cloth cuticle—his sartorial integuments, once more; the timid boy
therefore kept pacing to and fro within view of his own knocker, or if
he allowed the domestic door-step to fade from his sight, he did so only
when at the heels of the proximate Policeman.
Mr. Cursty, however, was far more venturesome. He thought of his lost
bank notes and missing marriage certificate, and what with the matter o’
money and the matrimony, he rushed on, determined not to leave a paving
nor a flag-stone untrodden throughout the streets of London, till he
regained possession of his lost treasures. So away he went, as the north
country people say, “tappy lappy,” with his coat laps flying
“helter-skelter,” as if he were “heighty-flighty.”
Up and down, in and out of all the neighbouring streets he hurried,
stopping only to ask of the passers-by whether they had met a hawker of
flowers on their way. Not a public-house in the neighbourhood but he
entered to search and inquire after the missing flower-seller; and when
he had explored every adjacent thoroughfare, and bar, and taproom, and,
after all, grown none the wiser, and got none the nearer to the
whereabouts of the floral “distributor,” he proceeded to unbosom himself
respecting the nature and extent of his losses to the police on duty,
and to consult with them as to the best means of recovering his notes
and “marriage lines.”
All the “authorities” whom he spoke to on the subject, agreed that the
only chance he had of ever again setting eyes on his property, was of
proceeding direct to the Old Clothes Exchange in Houndsditch, whither
the purchasers of the united “left off wearing apparel” of the
metropolis and its suburbs daily resort, to get “the best price given
for their old rags.”
Accordingly, Mr. Cursty Sandboys, having minutely copied down, in order
to prevent mistakes—for his care increased with each fresh disaster—the
name and description of the locality which he was advised to explore,
called a cab, and directed the driver to convey him, with all possible
speed, to the quarter in which the left-off apparel market was situated.
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