1851; Or, The adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Sandboys and family, who came up to London to enjoy themselves, and to see the Great Exhibition.Mayhew, Henry
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1851; Or, The adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Sandboys and family, who came up to London to enjoy themselves, and to see the Great Exhibition.
Mayhew, Henry
Great Exhibition (1851 : London, England) -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
“Why, the lad says, as well as I can make it out, that Mrs. Sandboys
went into the Black Bull public house—of all places in the world for a
lady—to ask for change—and that there some noise or other arose about
the money; that then the police was called in to settle the matter, and
that on his stating that Mrs. Sandboys was not a proper woman, she flew
at him, and nearly tore him to bits. And the young man does tell me,”
continued the landlady, “that the language she used on the occasion was
quite dreadful for decent people to hear—so a pretty set indeed it seems
I’ve let into my house. Well, I always thought you was a queer lot, that
I did—and I said as much to Mrs. Quinine as had my second floor. I’m
sure the house has been like a common bear-garden ever since I’ve had
you in it—what with your screams when a few coals was shot on top of
you—and what with your frightening poor Mrs. Quinine nearly out of her
life, and alarming the whole house with the screams of the dear
thing—and what with your threatening to murder the policeman in my
kitchen with my red-hot poker—and what with the springing of rattles,
and collecting a mob round my _hairy_ rails—and what with your allowing
your son to be brought home here by a common policeman in the
disrespectable state he was; and now what with the two police reports as
there will be in the paper about you to-morrow morning, there’ll be fine
talk about my house and my people all up and down both sides of the
street. You’ll bring a scandal upon me, you will. I’m sure I’ve never
knowed a moment’s peace—never since I was fool enough to be persuaded to
allow you to set foot under my roof. But you’ll please to provide
yourself with some other lodging the moment your week is up, for not
another minute after do you stay here, I can tell you.”
Mrs. Fokesell, who had grown red in the face with the long catalogue of
her grievances, was obliged to come to an end for sheer want of breath.
It was useless for Cursty to seek to obtain any more definite
information from her in the excited state of her mind, for immediately
he ventured to question her as to what had befallen his wife, it was but
the signal for her to renew her vituperations. At last, putting on his
hat, he hastened down stairs to the youth who had brought the
intelligence, and proceeded to accompany him in search of his dearest
Aggy.
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