1851; Or, The adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Sandboys and family, who came up to London to enjoy themselves, and to see the Great Exhibition.Mayhew, Henry
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1851; Or, The adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Sandboys and family, who came up to London to enjoy themselves, and to see the Great Exhibition.
Mayhew, Henry
Great Exhibition (1851 : London, England) -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
No sooner did the gate-bell announce the arrival of Miss Wewitz and her
pupil, than the Frenchmen, who could just distinguish the bonnets of the
ladies above the top of the boards before the railings, began whistling,
and making that peculiar noise with the lips which is supposed to be
especially agreeable to birds and babies.
This was more than the discreet schoolmistress could tolerate; she
thought all the eyes of all the mothers of Europe were directed towards
Parthenon House at that moment; so, before the gate could be opened, she
commenced shaking the end of her parasol between the railings with
considerable violence at the Frenchmen, who appeared to be mightily
taken with the mysterious lady’s menaces, for no sooner did they
perceive the mystic parasol waggling about, apparently by itself,
between the railings, than they—one and all—set up a loud roar of
laughter, while the more they laughed, the more the parasol shook with
rage—the one merely serving to increase the excitement of the other.
Now, Miss Wewitz was a lady of almost Roman virtue. She was, or rather
she _had been_, in the heyday of her youth, what little men delight to
term a remarkably fine woman; that is to say, she stood so near the
“regulation height,” and her upper lip was shaded with so delicate a
_moustache_, that, in male attire, she would have found little
difficulty in ’listing in the Life Guards, had she felt so inclined. She
was, however, one of those ladies upon whom food is said to be thrown
away; for, though she made a special point of taking the most nourishing
things—little and good, and often, was her dietetic rule of life—still,
eat as she would, her figure remained as long, as thin, and as angular
at all the joints, as a Dutch doll. At an early age—as the lady herself
delighted to tell her pupils—she had made a resolution never to marry,
but to dedicate her life to study and her dear mother; for, soon after
she had turned up her back hair, she formed so bad an opinion of the
male sex, that not if Plutus himself, with all the gold that Lemprière
tells he was possessed of, had come and thrown himself at her feet,
would she have condescended to have become the partner of his handsome
fortune. But, if Miss Wewitz was not exactly a Venus in her “outward
woman,” (as she termed it,) at least she was very nearly a Minerva
within; and, as if to label herself “a woman of mind,” she dressed in
the approved costume of feminine genius. Her hair was turned back _à la
Chinoise_, as if to stretch her forehead up as high as possible, and
behind each ear there dangled a solitary ringlet, that a discarded cook
had been heard to declare was “never her own.” And, to be candid, there
certainly was an intensity in the blackness of Miss Wewitz’ raven
tresses, coupled with a ruddy rustiness at the roots, that raised up
before you a vivid picture of the lady’s head done up in cabbage-leaves
once a month; while, as she smiled, and showed her front teeth, which
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