1851; Or, The adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Sandboys and family, who came up to London to enjoy themselves, and to see the Great Exhibition.Mayhew, Henry
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1851; Or, The adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Sandboys and family, who came up to London to enjoy themselves, and to see the Great Exhibition.
Mayhew, Henry
Great Exhibition (1851 : London, England) -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
But Mr. Christopher Sandboys had yet to tackle the moral part of his
subject; and as, in the process of shaving, he laid hold of himself by
the nose the better to accomplish the razorial fancy-work round the
corners, he frankly acknowledged, that to run away from the metropolis,
after what they had experienced, would betray a deficiency of moral
courage on their parts, which would be utterly unworthy of the sturdy
mountain race to which they belonged. Besides, it was the sure criterion
of a weak mind to give way to the force of circumstances; and he asked
himself and his wife, what was nobler than to see an honest man driving
his head, like a moral battering-ram, against a thick wall of
difficulties, and ultimately overthrowing it. Then, as he called to mind
the fortitude of the Grecian and Roman heroes of his college days, he
added—“Did not moral greatness consist merely in bearing and subduing
the misfortunes that beset us, and certainly not in packing up our boxes
and running from them by the first express train.” And as Mr. Sandboys
delivered himself of this heroic sentiment, he, in the ardour of his
enthusiasm, gave his head so self-satisfied a jerk, that, forgetting the
perilous act in which he was engaged, he inflicted a gash that put his
powers of endurance severely to the test, and immediately dissipated the
whole of the stock of courage upon which he was priding himself.
The upshot of the above conjugal consultation was, that there was passed
that morning at the breakfast-table a resolution, proposed by Mr.
Sandboys, seconded by his darling Aggy, and carried with acclamations by
the Major and the entire family, declaring that one more attempt should
be made to visit the Great Exhibition, and expressive of the opinion of
the meeting, that the sooner such attempt was made the better.
Accordingly, it was finally arranged, as the weather at that time looked
particularly promising, that the whole family should “slip on their
things” immediately after breakfast, and start for the Crystal Palace by
the first omnibus.
Again the Sandboys were, one and all, in high glee at the prospect of
witnessing the “World’s Show” at last, and Elcy and Jobby immediately
lost their appetite in expectation of the coming treat.
The morning meal finished, the boy flew up the stairs four at a time,
dragging his laughing sister after him, and kept bobbing in and out of
her room all the while she was dressing, intent upon playing her some
monkey trick or other. Now, to his sister’s horror, he would seize her
white drawn-bonnet, and putting it on the crown of his head like an
apple-woman’s, scamper off with it, sliding down the banisters; then he
would bounce suddenly into her room again, and dab down a cup of sour
milk on her dressing-table, telling her she would find that a plummy
thing to bathe her freckles with.
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