1851; Or, The adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Sandboys and family, who came up to London to enjoy themselves, and to see the Great Exhibition.Mayhew, Henry
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1851; Or, The adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Sandboys and family, who came up to London to enjoy themselves, and to see the Great Exhibition.
Mayhew, Henry
Great Exhibition (1851 : London, England) -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
In this conviction Mrs. Quinine was fully borne out by the profound
opinion, most gravely delivered, with the lady’s pulse in one hand, and
his gold repeater in the other, by her medical adviser—that “dear,
loveable old man,” Doctor Twaddles—who added, that unless she _would_
keep herself quiet, and refrain from making the least exertion, and
could at the same time be secured perfect peace of mind at home, without
being thwarted in the slightest wish—as he said this, the doctor knitted
the grey, bushy brows which hung down about his eyes like a Skye
terrier’s, and looked death-warrants at the husband of the lady—he would
not take it upon himself to answer for the consequences.
Now, Doctor Twaddles was a gentleman who had fortunately been blest with
a remarkably imposing appearance.
Nature had been most bountiful to the Doctor. He had an intensely “fine
bald head of his own”—round and hairless as an ostrich’s egg; and this
attractive exterior had been worth a thousandfold more to him than the
interior ever could have been, even had it been as full of brains as
every egg is said to be full of meat. Had the Doctor depended for his
advancement in life on his skill, he might have remained without a
patient and without a crust; but, so to speak, standing on his bald
head, he had been able to drink his wine daily, although he certainly
was “no conjuror.”
The head, to which Doctor Twaddles owed so much, and which had won for
him such a number of hatbands from departed patients, was fringed with
silver, for the little hair that still lingered round it was white as
driven snow. His features were prominent and statuesque. His coat, which
was always scrupulously clean and dustless, was black and glossy as that
of a mourning-coach horse; and he so far clung to the manners of the old
school, as to allow his nether garments to descend only to his knees,
where they were fastened by a pair of small gold buckles. His legs,
which—to do Doctor Twaddles justice—were exceedingly well shaped, and
perhaps accounted for the Doctor’s still clinging to the obsolete
fashion of exhibiting them, were veiled by a pair of very thin
gossamer-like black silk stockings, through which the flesh showed with
a pinky hue; so that the medical gentleman’s calves, as he sat with them
crossed one over the other, so as to give the foremost an extra
plumpness, bore a strong resemblance in colour to black currant jam.
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