1851; Or, The adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Sandboys and family, who came up to London to enjoy themselves, and to see the Great Exhibition.Mayhew, Henry
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1851; Or, The adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Sandboys and family, who came up to London to enjoy themselves, and to see the Great Exhibition.
Mayhew, Henry
Great Exhibition (1851 : London, England) -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
Mr. Quinine was an eminent painter of “still-life;” and though his
braces of partridges on canvas, and his dead hares, and his grapes and
pine-apples “in oil” were highly admired, and fetched large sums, it was
nevertheless as much as he could do to pay the physician’s fees by his
game and fruit pieces. While his wife was breakfasting or supping off
her dainties in bed, or “doing” the elegant and interesting invalid in
white cambric on the sofa in the front room, or riding out in the Park,
he, (poor man!) was painting away for dear life in his studio at the
back of the house. This the clever little artist (for he stood but five
foot five in his high-heeled Wellingtons) did without a murmur; for,
truth to say, he doated on his dear Blanche, and strove, by making
“studies” of the “birds” prescribed by Doctor Twaddles before they were
cooked for his wife’s dinner, somehow or other to lessen the expenses of
“the housekeeping;” for not one of the Doctor’s delectable dietetic
prescriptions was ever sent to Covent Garden or Leadenhall Market to be
“dispensed,” but the economic Quinine was sure to use it as a model
before administering it to the patient.
But even if the little man had felt inclined to raise his voice against
the course pursued, he would immediately have had the united battery of
Twaddles and Blanche opened against him; and while the lady overpowered
him with tears, the Doctor would have impressed upon him, in the most
solemn manner, that unless Mrs. Quinine could be allowed to enjoy the
greatest tranquillity of both mind and body, and be assured the
gratification of her slightest wish, it was beyond the highest talent in
the kingdom to undertake to say what distressing event might happen.
* * * * *
The opening of the Great Exhibition had operated almost as magically
upon the nerves of the susceptible Mrs. Quinine, as an invitation to a
_Thé Dansante_. Her bronchitis, and the “short hacking cough” which
accompanied it, had almost disappeared under the influence of the
delicious _pâte de Guimauve_, prescribed by Doctor Twaddles; the lady’s
neuralgia had been dissipated by her steel medicine (and she had
swallowed enough of that metal in her time to have admitted of being cut
up into “magnum bonum” pens for the million); the “weak state of her
nerves” no longer required the carriage-way in front of her house to be
strewn with straw, nor the iron-hand of the street-door knocker to be
embellished with a white kid glove; for the lady had grown suddenly “so
much better,” that on requesting permission of Doctor Twaddles to visit
the Exhibition, she declared that she felt herself quite equal to the
task of exploring even its “five miles of galleries.”
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