1851; Or, The adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Sandboys and family, who came up to London to enjoy themselves, and to see the Great Exhibition.Mayhew, Henry
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1851; Or, The adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Sandboys and family, who came up to London to enjoy themselves, and to see the Great Exhibition.
Mayhew, Henry
Great Exhibition (1851 : London, England) -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
Now, the innocent Mrs. Sandboys, having never heard of such a style of
bathing as the last mentioned, was naturally led to believe that the
attendant alluded to nothing less than the unsettled state of the
weather; so casting her eyes up to the skylight, she observed in reply,
that she dare say they _would_ have a shower before long, adding, that
it was just what country people wanted.
“Perhaps, then, you wouldn’t object to that there, mum?” returned
attendant, as she arranged the pile of towels in the cupboard.
“Whya, as Ise here, I dunnet mind, if ’artsease be ow’r suin,” replied
the simple-minded Mrs. Sandboys, still referring to the rain. “I dare
say ’t’ull dui a power of guid to cwuntry fwoke.”
“Oh, yes, mum! always does a vast deal of good, and is sure to be over
in no time,” returned the bath-woman, still harping on her baths.
In a few minutes the shower-bath was at liberty, and Mrs. Sandboys
seated herself in a chair in the passage, while the attendant went to
prepare the room for her use.
Presently the woman returned with the heavy-looking wet towels of the
departed bather in her hand, hanging down like paunches; letting them
“flop” on the floor, she requested Mrs. Sandboys to follow her, as the
room was quite ready. Mrs. Sandboys did as desired, and was shown into a
small apartment, into which she was no sooner ushered than the attendant
withdrew, saying, that if the lady wanted anything there was a bell and
she would please to ring.
The room was a small cabin-like apartment, with a narrow little bench
against one side of it, while above this a few wooden hooks projected
from the wall. A tiny “shaving-glass” hung against the partition, and
the uncarpeted floor was dark-coloured with the drippings of the
previous bathers. In one corner was what appeared at first sight to be a
long upright cupboard, but which in reality was “the second-class”
shower-bath. The door of this apparatus was placed wide open, and inside
there stood a chair, while a small cord dangled from above.
Mrs. Sandboys observing nothing that appeared to her primitive mind to
bear the slightest resemblance to a bath in the room, conjectured that
the hot water would be brought to her in a large pan immediately it was
ready.
Accordingly, she set to work to divest herself of her bonnet and cloak;
and having arranged those articles on the bench, she proceeded, in her
simplicity, to seat herself in the chair immediately under the
shower-bath, in the corner of the little apartment, there to await the
coming of the expected pan.
Her patience endured the imaginary delay for some few minutes, but at
length growing wearied of her solitary situation, she got angry at the
non-appearance of the attendant, and starting from her seat, seized the
cord which dangled above her head, and which she—poor innocent
dame!—mistook for the bell-pull.
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