1851; Or, The adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Sandboys and family, who came up to London to enjoy themselves, and to see the Great Exhibition.Mayhew, Henry
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1851; Or, The adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Sandboys and family, who came up to London to enjoy themselves, and to see the Great Exhibition.
Mayhew, Henry
Great Exhibition (1851 : London, England) -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
In a minute down came the lodgers “of all nations,” in ready answer to
the summons; and scarcely had the “whir-r” finished, before the kitchen
was filled with the “drawing-rooms,” “the second, and third floors,” and
“the garrets” from every quarter of the globe; and among the number was
Mr. Quinine, who was heard to declare that the sudden alarm had thrown
Mrs. Quinine back—it was impossible for him to say to what extent.
Then, of course, came the humiliating explanation in the presence of the
assembled multitude; and there, amidst the laughter “of all
nations,”—for the foreigners, one and all, would have the circumstance
translated to them,—Mr. and Mrs. Sandboys had to make known the whole of
the mistake, and to tell how Cursty was about to be taken into custody
on a charge of infanticide, for having drowned a couple of puppies. By
the time he had finished what theatrical critics term “the
_éclaircissement_ of the _contretemps_” a body of police, attracted to
the spot by the well-known buzz of a distant rattle, swarmed round the
door like blue-bottles round a butcher’s shop, and there they kept
dabbing at the knocker, very much after the same persevering manner as
belongs to beadles accompanying the parish engine to a chimney on fire.
* * * * *
As we said before, while the Sandboys were in the kitchen, anxiously
looking for some tidings touching their luggage, Major Oldschool was,
immediately overhead, impatiently pacing the parlour, and vowing all
manner of vengeance against his niece for having gone off with a “dirty,
beggarly, skinny vagabond of a Frenchman.” The Major was what is termed
a “good hater” of foreigners.
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