A Book for a Rainy Day; or, Recollections of the Events of the Years 1766-1833Smith, John Thomas
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A Book for a Rainy Day; or, Recollections of the Events of the Years 1766-1833
Smith, John Thomas
Great Britain -- Social life and customs -- 18th century; Great Britain -- Social life and customs -- 19th century
Although Miss Banks displayed great attention to many persons, there were
others to whom she was wanting in civility. I have heard that a great
genius, who had arrived a quarter of an hour before the time specified
upon the card for dinner, was shown into the drawing-room, where Miss
Banks was putting away what are sometimes called _rattle-traps_.[364]
When the visitor observed, “It is a fine day, Ma’am,” she replied, “I
know nothing at all about it; you must speak to my brother upon that
subject when you are at dinner.” Notwithstanding the very singular
appearance of Miss Banks, she was in the prime of life, a fashionable
whip, and drove four-in-hand.
Mrs. Carter,[365] the translator of Epictetus, was also singular in her
dress. Her upper walking-garment, in the latter part of her life, which
was cut short, was more like a bed-gown than anything else. The last time
I met this benevolent lady was in 1801, at Mrs. Dards’s exhibition,[366]
an immense collection of artificial flowers made entirely by herself with
fish-bones, the incessant labour of many years. I remember, in the course
of conversation, Mrs. Dards observed, “No one can imagine the trouble I
had in collecting the bones for that bunch of lilies of the valley; each
cup consists of the bones which contain the brains of the turbot; and
from the difficulty of matching the sizes, I never should have completed
my task had it not been for the kindness of the proprietors of the
London, Free-Masons’, and Crown and Anchor Taverns, who desired their
waiters to save all the fish-bones for me.”
[Illustration: HENRY CONSTANTINE JENNINGS (OR NOEL)
“… barring his eccentricities.”]
This ingenious person distributed a card embellished with flowers and
insects, upon which was engraven the following advertisement:--
NO. 1, SUFFOLK STREET, COCKSPUR STREET.
“MRS. DARDS begs leave to inform her friends in particular, and
the public in general, that after a labour of thirty years, she
has for their inspection and amusement opened an exhibition
of shell-work, consisting of a great variety of beautiful
objects equal to nature, which are minutely described in the
catalogue. Likewise is enabled to gratify them
“_With bones, scales, and eyes, from the prawn to the porpoise,_
_Fruit, flies, birds, and flowers, oh, strange metamorphose!_”
“Open from ten to six in the summer,--from ten to four in the
winter.
“ADMITTANCE 1s. CATALOGUE 6d.”
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