_He._ Well, on my confessing how far I had carried my flirtation with
you-- I can't, for the life of me, tell how I happened to speak of it;
I am usually more discreet.
_She._ I should hope so.
_He._ Oh, I am, I assure you; but the loves are so numerous, while I am
but one, that they sometimes get the better of my discretion. What is
one among so many?
_She._ Oh, in this case, absolutely nothing.
_He._ Thank you again.
_She._ But to continue--
_He._ Well, to continue, Annie actually seemed to think that you had
some sort of claim upon me. Fancy!
_She._ She needn't have troubled.
_He._ Oh, of course not. Why, I have offered myself to dozens of girls,
with no more idea of marrying them than I have of becoming a howling
dervish; and more than that, I have habitually been accepted. That is
one thing about you that attracted me, do you know? There is a beautiful
novelty about being rejected.
_She._ So that is the secret of my amusing you, is it? You ought to have
explained this to Annie.
_He._ Oh, she wouldn't have understood. Like every other girl, 'twas the
personal application that she was touched by. You see she didn't know
the other girls, and she did know you; and she seems to think your no
more binding than any other person's yes. Perhaps she knows that a
woman's negative--
_She._ Really, Arthur, that's so hackneyed that if you haven't the
gallantry not to say it you ought to be ashamed to repeat anything so
stale.
_He._ Perhaps you are right; I have known you to be on very rare
occasions. However, Annie insisted that I should come, and, as she said,
"assure myself of your sentiments and of my own." Did you ever hear
anything more absurd? As if I didn't know, all the time, that you were
dying for me; and as if I--despite my mad and overpowering passion for
your lovely self, Miss Peltonville--couldn't tell as well in New York as
in Cuba whether I wanted to marry her or not.
_She._ If you were no better informed of your own sentiments than of
mine, I don't wonder she doubted your conclusions.
_He._ Oh, she didn't in the least.
_She._ At least, Annie may set her mind quite at rest, so far as I am
concerned.
_He._ Thank you so much. It is such a relief to have things settled.
_She._ What would you have done if I had accepted you?
_He._ Oh, I was confident of my ability of putting the question so that
you wouldn't.
_She._ I have almost a mind to do it, even now.
_He._ Really?
_She._ Oh, don't be alarmed. There is one insuperable obstacle.
_He._ What is that?
_She._ Yourself.
_He._ Then I am quite safe. That is a permanent one.
_She._ Well, I wish Annie joy of her bargain. She is worthy of a better
fate; and since we are talking frankly, I must say that what she can see
in you I can't imagine.
_He._ These things are so strange; there is no accounting for them. Why,
I have been perfectly puzzled--do you know?--ever since I came last
night, to tell what I found in you last winter.
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