The skittish widow was leering at a deacon of an amorous complexion, but
as he did not, and, in fact, could not see her, all her efforts were
cast away. The solicitor sat with stolid face and folded hands, and
allowed the discourse to flow over him like a refreshing douche. Poppy
had got very tired of the show, and had slunk away to rejoin her aunt.
The hero closed his eyes and seemed resigned.
After nearly an hour had elapsed, whilst a hymn was being sung, Joseph,
more to himself than to his mother, said: "Can I escape?"
"Escape what? Wretch?" inquired the widowed lady.
"I think I can do it. There's a room at the side for earnest inquirers,
or a vestry or something, with an outer door. I will risk it, and make a
bolt for my liberty."
He very gently and cautiously unhasped the door of the pew, and as he
slid it open, the sleeping stockbroker, still sleeping and unconscious,
slipped back, and Joseph was out. He made his way into the room at the
side, forth from the actual chapel, ran through it, and tried the door
that opened into a side lane. It was locked, but happily the key was in
its place. He turned it, plunged forth, and fell into the arms of his
characters. They were all there. The solicitor had been observing him
out of the corner of his eye, and had given the alarm. The stockbroker
was aroused, and he, the solicitor, the hero, ran out, gave the alarm
to the three without, and Joseph was intercepted, and his attempt at
escape frustrated. He was reconducted home by them, himself dejected,
they triumphant.
When his mother returned she was full of solicitude.
"What was the matter, Joe dear?" she inquired.
"I wasn't feeling very well," he explained. "But I shall be better
presently."
"I hope it will not interfere with your appetite, Joe. I have cold lamb
and mint-sauce for our early dinner."
"I shall peck a bit, I trust," said Mr. Leveridge.
But during dinner he was abstracted and silent. All at once he brought
down his fist on the table. "I've hit it!" he exclaimed, and a flush of
colour mantled his face to the temples.
"My dear," said his mother; "you have made all the plates and dishes
jump, and have nearly upset the water-bottle."
"Excuse me, mother; I really must go to my room."
He rose, made a sign to his characters, and they all rose and trooped
after him into his private apartment.
When they were within he said to his hero: "May I trouble you kindly to
shut the door and turn the key? My mother will be anxious and come after
me, and I want a word with you all. It will not take two minutes. I see
my way to our mutual accommodation. Do not be uneasy and suspicious; I
will make no further attempt at evasion. Meet me to-morrow morning at
the 9.48 down train. I am going to take you all with me to Swanton."
A tap at the door.
"Open--it is my mother," said Joseph.
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