On one occasion he was preaching upon prayer, and he suddenly broke
forth into a graphic description of the animals entering the ark.
After having seen the lion, the bear, the ape, and the snail enter,
all whose progresses were graphically described, he went on to speak
of the elephant, and he drew a lively picture of the monstrous beast
ascending the plank that led to the entrance to the house-boat. “But
how is this?” exclaimed the preacher. “The elephant is higher than the
door. By no means can he walk in. Of no avail for Noah and his sons to
prog him with goads. He cannot enter. The door is low, and his head is
held too high. Then says Noah, ‘Go down on your knees, beast!’ and the
elephant obeys. Then, Noah, Shem, Ham, and Japheth thrusting behind,
they managed to get the elephant into the ark. And you, if you will
enter the kingdom of heaven, must go down on your knees. Strait is the
gate and narrow is the way.”
The story is told differently in a little memoir of Stephen Jenkins
that has been published recently (Tonypandy, 1902), but I give it as it
reached me some years ago; probably the preacher used Noah’s ark more
than once, and to enforce different maxims.
The following is, however, from the book:--
“When Peter went to Cæsarea to his publication [_i.e._ preaching
to which invited], ha took Mrs. Peter with him. And ha was putting
up at a farmhouse. And the farmer took Peter around the farm with
him, to show his stock to ’n. On the way home the bull roared at ’n,
but ha didn’t notice that. When ha cam’ to the farm-yard, the ould
gander cam’ hissing after ’n, but he didn’t mind that either. But,
all of a sudden, the ould cock cam’ up to ’n quite bould, and sang
_Cock-a-doodle-doo_, and he turned quite pale, and begged the farmer
to let ’n go into the house. And when ha went into the house, Mrs.
Peter asked, ‘What is the matter, Peter _bach_?’ ‘Oh, that ould bird
again!’ he said.... Ah, my dear people, ould Conscience will remind
you some way or other, of your past sins, even after you’re forgiven.”
This may be absurd, but it served its purpose. Whether a preacher is
justified in drawing so freely on his imagination is a question I do
not enter upon. The sermon recalls to me one heard in a little Cornish
chapel a few years ago. I believe that I give the preacher’s words
without exaggeration. The text was from Psalm lvii. 8: “Awake up, my
glory; awake, psaltery and harp.” And this was the opening of the
discourse:--
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