A Bottle in the Smoke: A Tale of Anglo-Indian LifeRae, Janet Milne
History
A Bottle in the Smoke: A Tale of Anglo-Indian Life
Rae, Janet Milne
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction
"What have you done with your phaeton?" she asked.
"You may well ask, Hester, but wait till I've taken refuge from the
hurricane behind the glass doors, which I see you've been sensible
enough to have closed, and I'll tell you," he said cheerfully; and
linking his arm in hers, he led her to one of the sofas in the
drawing-room.
"Well, what do you think I've done with my fine phaeton? Been and gone
and sold it, horses, harness and all! I was going to add the syce, for
he was also thrown in! I met a Mahomedan who was so enamoured of the
whole turn-out that I concluded the bargain there and then!"
Hester, not being of an inquisitive turn of mind, did not ask the name
of the phaeton's purchaser, and her husband preferred to withhold it.
The transaction was the result of an interview with Zynool Sahib. He had
appeared that morning at the High Court in an agitated state and begged
to see La'yer Rayner, who had invited him to accompany him to Waller's
Stables, where he had left the phaeton for some small repair. They could
have a freer talk driving, Mr. Rayner had decided, than in the precincts
of the High Court.
"Things are going from the bad to the worst at Puranapore," said Zynool,
shaking his head dolefully. "Nothing but insults from these pigs of
Hindus, backed up by that great enemee of mine, Doctor Campbell. Whatt's
the good to us of the Government order stopping tom-toms and conchs at
certain hours onlee. By Allah, our mosque is open day and night for
prayer. These swinish sounds must not pass its door. We must stop them,
La'yer Rayner," he wound up, with a significant glance at his companion.
"Yes, Zynool, that bit by the river, so near the mosque too, would make
a fine site for a garden-house for you, such as you want. You desire an
order to move the Hindu burning place from there, don't you?"
"That is so," returned the Mahomedan brightening. "You're a clever one,
La'yer Rayner!"
"Wouldn't it be best to get up a little thunderstorm? It would clear the
atmosphere if you could combine and give it hot to these troublesome
Hindus. Pack the town beforehand with your people from outlying
villages, and the fire won't need much fanning to burst into a flame.
But take care you only mine underground. Complicity found might mean the
Andaman Islands!"
Zynool's fat body shivered.
"By the holy Prophet there is need for a fight! They come when we are at
our prayers, sounding and bellowing those horrible conchs fit to break
the drums of our ears."
"The Mohurram will soon be on," said Mr. Rayner. "There's a chance for
you! When you're passing in one of your processions along the streets
arrange to go for some howling crowd that may be annoying you, and the
fat will be in the fire! May I be there to see, Zynool Sahib! You'll
slay many a craven wretch with that brawny arm of yours."
The Mahomedan laughed complacently as he spat on the floor of the bandy.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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