A Budget of Paradoxes, Volume IIDe Morgan, Augustus
Philosophy
A Budget of Paradoxes, Volume II
De Morgan, Augustus
Circle-squaring; Perpetual motion; Science -- Miscellanea; Trisection of angle
_a fortiori_, fight for a
25th. His mistake arises from
his not knowing that when a
person offers to fight another
for 1/200d., he really means
to fight for love; and that
the stake is merely a matter
of form, a feigned issue, a
_pro forma_ report of
progress. Do the Members of
the House think they have all
the forms to themselves?
"What would be the present We should hardly believe all
expression for four-pence? this to be uttered in earnest,
Why, 0.166 (a laugh); for if we had not known {177} that
threepence? .0125; for a several persons who have not
penny? .004166, and so on _ad Mr. Lowe's humor, nevertheless
infinitum_ (a laugh); for a have his impressions on this
half-penny? .002083 _ad point. It must therefore be
infinitum_. (A laugh). What answered; but how is this to
would be the present be done seriously?
expression for a farthing?
Why, .0010416 _ad infinitum_. _Dialogue between a member of
(A laugh). And this was the Parliament and an orange-boy,
system which was to cause such three days after the
a saving in figures, and these introduction of the complete
were the quantities into which decimal system. The member,
the poor would have to reduce going down to the House, wants
the current coin of the realm. oranges to sustain his voice
(Cheers). With every respect in a two hours' speech on
for decimal fractions, of moving that 100000l. be placed
which he boasted no profound at the disposal of Her
knowledge, he doubted whether Majesty, to supply the poor
the poor were equal to mental with ready-reckoners._
arithmetic of this kind,
(hear, hear) and he hoped the _Boy._ Fine oranges! two a
adoption of the system would penny! two a penny! {178}
be deferred until there were
some proof that they would be _Member._ Here boy, two! Now,
able to understand it; for, how am I to pay you?
after all, this was the
question of the poor, and the _Boy._ Give you change, your
whole weight of the change honor.
would fall upon them. Let the
rich by all means have _Member._ Ah! but how? Where's
permission to perplex your ready-reckoner?
themselves by any division of
a pound they pleased; but do _Boy._ I sells a better sort
not let them, by any nor them. Mine's real Cheyny.
experiment like this, impose
difficulties upon the poor and _Member._ But you see a
compel men to carry farthing is now .0014166666
ready-reckoners in their _ad infinitum_, and if we
pocket to give them all these multiply this by 4----
fractional quantities." (Hear,
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