England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Murder -- Fiction; Mystery fiction
"Do be an angel and do one or two little things for me. I'd rather
ask you than anybody else because you're the _kindest_ person I
know. If you're too busy of course you'll say so straight out, but
what I want first of all is for you to get me the addresses of a
few nice small houses or convenient flats."
In course of time I had recovered my breath. This, remember, was in
1919. It was not the Crown Jewels her ladyship wanted, merely "a nice
small house"; not the sun, moon and stars, only "a convenient flat." I
think my nerves might be spared shocks of this kind at my time of life.
"Of course, I know rents have gone up," she continued, "but Chummy
thinks there ought to be plenty of quite nice little places for
about £70, but you could go up to £75 for a really nice house with
a garden, rates and taxes included, of course. There are some sweet
little houses right on the edge of the Heath at Hampstead with
trees all round them and dear little brass knockers on the doors,
but I don't know if any of those are empty, but you might ask."
I seemed to remember those sweet little houses. If I am right, your
father puts his name down for one of them on his coming of age, and,
with luck in the matter of intervening deaths, your son may end his days
there. I have never had the impiety to ask the rent of them.
"There wouldn't have to be any premium, and there _must_ be a
telephone. Speaking of telephones, I do wish you could persuade
Philip to have that one of his moved, as where it is everybody can
hear every word you say. The house needn't be Hampstead, of course,
Wimbledon or Richmond would do if you wouldn't mind having a look
round. If you went on the top of a bus you'd be out in the fresh
air and the blow would do you good. Then there would be the
question of a maid, but we shouldn't want her for a month or two
yet."
At this point a little fanning with the letter refreshed me
considerably.
"And now," the joyous thing continued, "if you happen to be
anywhere near Regent Street it would be so kind if you would call
at Morny's and get me some soap, I like Chaminade best, and some
tooth-powder, any good sort. I know how busy you are, but it is so
difficult to get things here. I tried to get some Petrole Hahn the
other day, but they'd never heard of it. I'd ask Mrs. Cunningham,
but I hear she's away, and you carry colors so well in your head.
That's why I wonder if you'd call at that little bead-shop in
Oxford Street, nearly opposite Frascati's, and see if they have any
amber beads, not the real amber, of course, iron-amber I think they
call it. Chummy wants me to have some because of my hair. Not the
huge ones, please, but from about the size of a pea to as big as a
marble."
"Or a 7.65 mm. bullet," I murmured to myself.
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