England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Murder -- Fiction; Mystery fiction
"But let me give it, for all that. You seem to be on the point of
making charges against somebody for something or other. Well, that's
never a safe thing to do, but if I were you I'd certainly think twice
before I started with a rather distinguished barrister. They're usually
able to look after themselves pretty well in such matters."
I said it quite deliberately. It was abundantly plain that unless I
kindled his wrath again he might go on laughs-best-ing and
laughs-last-ing all night. I didn't want to hear his vague and muttered
menaces. I wanted to know whether that bullet was in the hands of the
police, and if so, what action was to be taken. So I produced Mackwith
from my sleeve.
"And another thing I'll tell you plainly," I said with something nearer
real warmth. "If I were to hear any annoying whispers about myself I
shouldn't have a moment's hesitation in taking any steps I thought
proper. As I see this business, you force your way into a private garden
under cover of an accident, pick up some cock-and-bull story or other,
go spreading it about, and then, when you're very properly put in your
place by a coroner's court----"
But I got no further. By this time we were in a quiet and dingy street
where almost every house seemed to have an "Apartments" card over the
door, and at the fury of his outbreak I expected every door to be flung
open and every blind to be drawn up.
"Hah! So _that's_ your lay, is it, Mister Man? We've got it at last,
have we? You think you can come it heavy like your blasted barrister
friend, do you? Oh yes, you're all in it together! _I_ knew what you
came for to-night! I forced my way into gardens, did I? And what about
those that force themselves on roofs before the police come, touching
things they've no business to be touching, eh? _I_ pick up cock-and-bull
stories, do I? And what does some others pick up? _I'm_ put in my place,
am I? We'll see what sort of a place some of you fine gentry's put in
presently! Trying to cod me one of you was in the cellar for half an
hour! A bit too much roof and cellar for my fancy! I was a shade over
the odds for one of you anyway! He had to come _down_ the ladder again,
hadn't he? And you hold a ladder when you see a man coming down it,
don't you? Very well, Mister Pry! You go prying somewhere else, and
drink your beer a bit quicker next time! _My_ kids aren't going to be
shot at and no questions asked! The questions'll come presently. They
laugh best that laugh last----"
And, as a neighboring door was opened, and a blind across the street was
drawn up, and a window-sash creaked somewhere else, it came upon me in a
moment what had happened.
Philip Esdaile's hands had not been the first to pat Monty Rooke's
pockets that morning. Westbury, holding the ladder, had been before
him.
PART V
SOME BYWAYS OF THE CASE
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