England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Murder -- Fiction; Mystery fiction
So I was introduced to our young murderer, or he to me, I forget which
of us was the personage in Joan's eyes, and we sought the trap. Joan
drove, and paved the way for our better acquaintance by telling Mr.
Smith, in these words, that I was "still young at heart." And her
pleasant young assassin called me "Sir." I suppose I am entitled to be
called "Sir" by these youngsters, but I am far from standing on my
rights in this respect. He had his Joan, and I saw no reason for rubbing
it in. People who go about murdering other people need not lay quite so
much stress on the minor conventions.
"Yes, sir, thanks--practically all right again," he said as we bowled
across that high world of flaming poppies and silky corn. "But I
say--I'm afraid you'll have rather a crow to pluck with me."
All things considered, I thought one crow a particularly modest
estimate; but "Oh?" I said inquiringly.
"Yes. I know it's your room, sir, and any old fleabag would do for me,
but it's all Joan and Mrs. Esdaile. In fact, I carried all my gear out
this morning, but they've toted everything back again."
"Oh, but he _likes_ that little room at the end!" Joan cooingly
reassured him. "He gets the morning sun, and it's beautifully cool in
the afternoons----"
"If you mean that I'm in the habit of sleeping in the afternoons I wish
to inform you that I'm not," I answered her coldly. "And if the room you
speak of is that little cupboard place just above where the hens are
fed----"
"Yes, that's the one," she answered with a darling smile. "I call it
quite large, and I've put you one or two nice books to read, and I
arranged the flowers myself. Come up, Robin!"
So Smith had the room that I, the introducer of these Esdaile people to
my loved Santon, had hitherto always had, and I was given the one with
the morning sun. You might suppose from Joan's words that the sun shone
directly in, filling it with gayety and brightness. Not a bit of it.
That morning sunlight she so extolled was a greenish and aquarium-like
half light thrown up from the steep bit of paddock that comprised the
whole of my view. And, lest I should oversleep, an enormous bronze cock,
mounting to the little sloping roof of the hen-house below, was able to
sound his clarion note practically on the drum of my ear.
II
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