Mining camps -- Fiction; Reformers -- Fiction; Short stories; Western stories; Women -- Fiction
“A Cathcart or a Riggs?”
By Roy Norton
Author of “A Reformed Reformer,” “Swords Out for Spain,” Etc.
Just who _was_ that Pearl Brown woman, who was so darned
snappy and defiant in that hard-boiled Western mining
town? “Circumlocutory” Smith and his friend, Fosdike,
were curious enough to make a bet on it, but their
speculations had to be abandoned for a time in deference
to the amazing developments when Horace Ring, fighting
editor of the _Weekly Star_, carried his reforming
campaign into the neighboring town of Placer City.
Shortly after that pleasant and profitable day on which Mrs. Pearl
Brown knocked out Mr. Patrick Sheedy with a pair of brass knuckles,
called Mr. Horace Ring, “The Reformer,” a chump, and satirically
expressed her opinion of Mr. “Trigger” Smith’s celerity and prowess
with a gun, she, too, caught the mania for reformation that had
contagiously divided the mountain town of Murdock into numerous more
or less violent factions.
Pearl Brown wasn’t in the habit of preannouncing her intentions. She
was distinctly sudden. She never apologized for her acts, nor
explained the reasons therefor. As John Fosdike, the blasé
proprietor of the Miners’ Emporium once said: “That Pearl person
just does something and then turns the talking part over to other
folks. All she does is do.”
When Pearl Brown bought the Alamo Amusement Hall from the sheriff,
the purchase included a small row of flimsy, one-story buildings
that had the distinction of being appreciably removed from any
near-by neighbors. Pearl Brown did not buy the tenants, but she
sniffed when they were mentioned in the columns of Mr. Ring’s
_Weekly Star_. He considered the tenants undesirable. As long as the
Reformer bestowed printing ink on the row of shacks, Pearl Brown
appeared unconcerned; but when Mr. Ring turned his reformatory
abilities in other directions, Pearl Brown, as usual, did the
unexpected.
She sallied forth to the row shortly after dusk on one calm summer’s
evening, and notified her alarmed tenants that they had just one
hour in which to pack their small belongings and vacate. Enlightened
by previous experience, they bandied no words. They merely got
industrious, some of them for the first time in their lives, and
packed. Promptly with the turn of the hands of a clock, precisely on
time, Pearl Brown set a match to a wad of cotton and kerosene in the
first house, did the same to the next, and calmly burned out the
whole flimsy row.
“They’re mine and they’re not insured,” she said to the chief of the
volunteer fire brigade, when he arrived with his trusty men, a
chemical cart, a red helmet, and a blunt ax. “There’s no law against
my burning my own things, the same as I’d burn a mattress and a
wooden bed in my back yard if I thought they were--well--not fit for
further use. So that’s that, and--you can go to hell!”
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Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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