As for me, I superintend the cash, enthroned behind the bar, amid a
forest of colored bottles. I am there also on show, and to chat. Joseph
wishes me to be finely arrayed; he never refuses me anything for the
adornment of my person, and he likes me to show my skin in the evening,
in a tantalizing dress, somewhat low in the neck. It is necessary
to excite the customer, to keep him in a state of constant joy, of
constant desire. There are already two or three fat quartermasters,
two or three engineers of the squadron, very well fixed, who pay me
assiduous court. Naturally, to please me, they spend a good deal.
Joseph spoils them especially, for they are terrible drinkers. We
have also taken four boarders. They eat with us, and every evening
pay for wine and cordials, which all hands drink. They are very
gallant with me, and I do my best to excite them. But I am careful not
to let my manners go farther than the encouragement of commonplace
ogling, equivocal smiles, and illusory promises. Moreover, I have no
intentions. Joseph is enough for me, and I really think I should suffer
by the change, even if I had the opportunity to deceive him with the
admiral. It is really funny; ugly as he is, nobody is as handsome as
my Joseph. Oh! the old monster! What a hold he has taken on me! And to
think that he has always lived in the country, and has been all his
life a peasant!
But where Joseph especially triumphs is in politics. Thanks to him, the
little café, whose sign, "To the French Army," shines over the whole
neighborhood, in big letters of gold by day, in big letters of fire by
night, is now the official rendezvous of the conspicuous anti-Semites
and the noisiest patriots of the town. These come here to fraternize,
in heroic sprees, with sub-officers of the army and non-commissioned
officers of the navy. There have already been some bloody fights, and
several times, apropos of nothing, the sub-officers have drawn their
swords, threatening to kill imaginary traitors. The night that Dreyfus
landed in France I thought that the little café would tumble down under
the cries of "Long Live the Army!" and "Death to the Jews!" That night
Joseph, who is already popular in the town, had a mad success. He
mounted a table, and shouted:
"If the traitor is guilty, let him be sent back. If he is innocent, let
him be shot."
On every hand they shouted:
"Yes, yes! Let him be shot! Long live the army!"
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