Cabinet system -- Great Britain -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Great Britain -- Politics and government -- Fiction
“Lady _C._ Repton? I am Scipio Knickerbocker, M.D. (Phillipsville),
Ma’am,”--and he bowed. He was an exceedingly small man; he wore very
long hair beautifully parted in the middle; his jaw was so square,
deep and thrust forward as to be a positive malformation, but to
convey at the same time an impression of indomitable will, not to
say mulish obstinacy. His arms and legs were evidently too thin for
health, and the development of his chest was deplorable. He was dressed
in exceedingly good grey cloth, but his collar, oddly enough, was of
celluloid. His buttoned boots were of patent leather, his tie had been
tied once and for ever, and sewed into the shape it bore. He carried in
his left hand an ominous little black leather bag.
“Come into this room,” said Lady Repton hurriedly. She took him into
a small room next to the dining-room, and communicating with it by a
little door; she switched on the electric light and stood while she
asked him breathlessly what credentials he had.
“Ma’am,” said the physician in a metallic staccato, “I hev no
credentials. What I propose to-night will be my sole credential.”
In the silence before her reply, Sir Charles’ merry monologue,
occasionally broken by the grave assent of the butler, could be heard
in the next room.
“What do you say you can do?” she asked.
“Ma’am, let me first tell _you_ right now what the Senator’s gotten
wrawng with him. In nineteen fourteen, month of September, I could not
hev told you; but in nineteen fourteen, month of October, I could: fur
your distinguished British physicist _and_ biologist, Henry Upton, then
pro-mulgated his eppoch-making discovery. You hev hurd tell of Caryll’s
Ganglia?”
“No,” said Lady Repton nervously, and in a quavering voice, “I have
not.”
“Ma’am,” said the Imperial authority with perfect composure, “I hev
them here.”
He dived into his bag and produced a little card on which was perfectly
indicated the back of the human head, only with the skin and hair
removed; two lumps on either side of the neck of this diagram bore in
large red letters, “Caryll’s Ganglia,” and two white lines leading from
them bore in smaller type, “Caryll’s Ducts.”
This card he gravely put into her hands. She looked at it with some
disgust: it reminded her of visits to the butchers’ during the
impecuniosity of her early married life.
When, as the Son of Empire fondly imagined, his hostess had thoroughly
grasped the main lines of cerebral anatomy, he suddenly thrust his hand
into the bag again and pulled out a little pamphlet, which, as it is
carefully printed at the end of this book and as the reader will most
certainly skip it, I shall not inflict upon her in this place.
It was a reproduction, in portable form, of the great lecture delivered
in the January of that year at the Royal Institute. It set forth the
late Henry Upton’s discovery that Caryll’s Ganglia were the seat of
self-restraint and due caution in the Human Brain.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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