Cabinet system -- Great Britain -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Great Britain -- Politics and government -- Fiction
The Duke, like the business man he was, was very brief and to the
point. He congratulated Charles Repton not (thank heaven!) on having
got rid of the slight headache which seemed to have filled the thoughts
of too many people, but upon the great accession the Upper House was
to receive, and then the Duke having said so much went on to what he
really had to say, his pronunciation marred only by that slight lisp
which ill-natured reports so constantly exaggerated. Sir Charles Repton
(he said) would remember the very disgraceful case of the editor of the
_Islington Hebdomadal Review_?
Charles Repton tried to remember, but could not.
Well, it wath the cathe of the man who had very properly got twenty
yearth of the betht for thaying that he could reveal how old
Ballymulrock had got his peerage ... a dithgratheful cathe! There wath
blackmail behind it!
Yes, Charles Repton could remember now, and he smiled a grim smile as
he considered the peculiar ineptitude of that particular convict. Why
old Ballymulrock was the seventh in the title, he had nothing a year,
he was a doddering old bachelor of eighty-seven, he had got it by a
fluke from a half-nephew, and it was only an Irish elective peerage at
that! The convict had pleaded a misprint! What a fool! Yes, Sir Charles
Repton could remember the case. What about it? “I’m not going to take
any action to save him,” he said sharply, “if that’s what you want: he
deserved all he got! If you want some one get Birdwhistlethorpe; Isaacs
that was: he knows North London.”
“Noh, noh, noh,” said the aged Duke of Battersea in alarm, “you
mithunderthand me!” And he went on to tell the outgoing Warden that
they were determined to bring this sort of thing before the House of
Lords in a Resolution. Would he move?
“I don’t see what I’ve got to do with it,” said Repton shortly.
The Duke smiled as he had smiled years ago, when he produced Lord
Benthorpe’s paper and brought that now forgotten personage to heel. Had
Sir Charles seen what the _Moon_ had been saying that very day?
No, Sir Charles hadn’t. He supposed it was about the oil concessions.
He paid no attention to the _Moon_. But Edward’s telephone to the
_Moon_ and the _Capon_ had borne dreadful fruit. Each editor had
thought to have regained his freedom.
The Duke of Battersea’s smile grew more portentous; he discovered a
cutting in the inner pocket of a coat which somehow or other always
looked greasy upon him, and as Sir Charles read it, his face darkened.
“It’s pretty scandalous,” he said as he laid it down. For the leader
in the _Moon_ gave it to be understood in no very roundabout way that
there had been a deal over Repton’s peerage.
“The _Capon’th_ worth, _far_ worth!” insinuated the Duke of Battersea.
“Is it?” said Sir Charles, “indeed!”
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