Cabinet system -- Great Britain -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Great Britain -- Politics and government -- Fiction
The Prime Minister accompanied him. Congratulations suitable to the
occasion were to be seen in the gestures of those in his immediate
neighbourhood, and he himself wore the blest but sickly smile of a man
who is about to be hanged but who is possessed of a fixed faith in a
happy eternity.
Only one question was set down to him; he had read it and re-read it;
he had read and re-read the typewritten answer which Mr. Sorrel had
furnished him and which he had now got by heart beyond, he hoped,
the possibility of error. The questioner had chivalrously offered
to withdraw his query in deference to the fatigues and anxieties
through which the new Warden of the Court of Dowry had so recently
passed, but the Prime Minister, though appreciative of that offer,
rather determined that his dear young relative should win his spurs;
and trivial as the subject was, Question No. 31 was by far the most
important upon the paper for most of those present.
It concerned (of course) the wreck which still banged about, the sport
of wind and wave, upon the Royal Sovereign Shoals. This aching tooth
of Empire had cropped up again in yet another aspect. The Member for
Harrowell, a landowner upon that coast, wanted to know whether it was
not a fact that large planks studded, he was ashamed to say, with long
rusty nails, had not drifted shorewards from the wreck and grievously
scratched such persons as were indulging in mixed bathing just off the
popular and rapidly rising seaside resort which lay a little east by
north of the wretched derelict.
Question No. 29 was answered, Question 30 was answered. Demaine’s
ordeal had come.
He heard a low mumbling noise some distance down the benches which he
would never have taken to be the single word “Thirty-one” had not his
mother’s half-sister’s husband the Chancellor of the Exchequer given
him a sharp dig in the ribs with his elbow and jolted him onto his
feet. His hands shook like a motor car at rest as he began his reply.
“I have nothing to tell my right honourable gentleman--I mean my
honourable gentleman....” Here there was a pause, painful to all
present with the exception of one ribald fellow who cackled twice and
then was silent.... “I have nothing to add,” George Mulross began again
with a lump in his throat, “in reply to my honourable friend--to
what my predecessor said in reply to a similar” (another pause) ...
“Oh,--_question_--upon the tenth of this month.”
He had read all of it out now, anyhow, and he sat down, a trifle
unsteadily, feeling for the seat.
“Arre we to onderrstand,” boomed the voice of the inevitable fanatic,
“that the carrgo of GIN is yet aboorrd...?”
“Hey! what?” said Demaine over his shoulder, with a startled air.
“Get up and ask for notice,” whispered a colleague very hurriedly. “Get
up and say ‘I must ask for notice of that question.’ Say ‘I must ask
for notice of that question.’ Get up quick.”
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