Cabinet system -- Great Britain -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Great Britain -- Politics and government -- Fiction
The exhaustion of nature had caused the unfortunate politician to fall
into a troubled doze, when he was aroused by a gentle kick, and saw
before him the boy, the battered pannikin, a piece of bread which had
unfortunately dropped upon the deck aft of the funnel on its way, and,
within the tin, a peculiarly loathsome liquid compound upon which, like
the magic island of Delos, floated at large a considerable glob of fat.
“I don’t want it,” said George feebly, “take it away.”
To his surprise--if surprise is not too strong a word for the faint
emotions that still stirred him, the boy began, as the conventional
term goes, to look ugly.
“Na yer dahn’t!” he said, “yer dahn’t gemme inter trouble, yer brute!
Yer gort them two Newcastle men inter trouble, and the myte seyes yer
nearly gort im. And yer gort Blacky inter trouble; yer dahn’t ger _me_!
Yer gottereatit!”
“I can’t!” again said George feebly.
“Yer gottereatit!” repeated the boy, with that dogged assumption of
authority which so ill fits the young. “By Gawd, if yer get cookie
inter trouble, I’ll ave the next watch dahn an’ they’ll skin yer.”
“Throw it away,” said George, “there’s a good boy. Throw it
overboard. I’ll make it all right in the long run,” he added, nodding
encouragingly.
The boy looked doubtful. “I dursent,” he said sullenly. “Sides which,
ow’ll yer myke it all roight?”
“Never you mind,” whispered George mysteriously. “You leave me the
bread--I might try that ... the clean part,” he added after a sudden
wave of nausea--“but chuck the rest, there’s a good lad. I can’t bear
it.” His whisper almost rose to a little scream.... “I can’t bear to
look at it.”
The boy still continued to eye him doubtfully and contemptuously.
“Yer cawn’t myke it all roight!” he said, but he bethought him that if
the wretched prisoner could not eat he should catch it from the cook
just the same, and that his own interest lay in the disposal of the
garbage. He drank a good swill of it himself--he was not over-fed on
the _Lily_,--went up on deck for a moment,--and George could hear the
splash as the horror went overboard.
In a moment the boy had returned.
“Yer ought ter be griteful,” he said, “I’ve sived yer a lickin.”
“Thank you,” said George warmly, with his mouth full. He had found
himself able to munch the bread, and it did him good.
The boy lingered; he took the same interest in the stowaway that he
might have taken in an animal at the Zoological Gardens, and the
episode broke the monotony of his fourth voyage.
“Yer’ll ketch it at Parham!” he said in a cheery tone.
George did not understand. “Why Parham?” he asked weakly.
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