A Charming Fellow, Volume IITrollope, Frances Eleanor
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A Charming Fellow, Volume II
Trollope, Frances Eleanor
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The earliest days Mrs. Algernon Errington spent in her new home were
passed in making a series of disagreeable discoveries. The first
discovery was that a six-roomed brick cottage is, practically, a far
less commodious dwelling than any she had hitherto lived in. The walls
of Ivy Lodge (that was the name of the little house, which had not a
twig of greenery to soften its bare red face) appeared so slight that
she fancied her conversation could be overheard by the passersby in the
road. The rooms were so small that her dress seemed to fill them to
overflowing, although those were not the days of crinolines and long
trains. The little staircase was narrow and steep. The kitchen was so
close to the living rooms that, at dinner-time, the whole house seemed
to exhale a smell of roast mutton. The stowing away of her wardrobe
taxed to the utmost the ingenuity of her maid. And the few articles of
furniture which Lady Seely had raked out from disused sitting-rooms,
appeared almost as Brobdingnagian in Ivy Lodge as real tables and chairs
would seem beside the furniture of a doll's house.
A second discovery--made very quickly after her arrival in Whitford--was
still more unpleasant. It was this: that a fine London-bred lady's-maid
is an inconvenient and unmanageable servant to introduce into a small
humble household. Poor Castalia "couldn't think what had come to
Slater!" And Slater went about with a thunderous brow and sulky mouth,
conveying by her manner a sort of contemptuous compassion for her
mistress, and a contempt by no means compassionate for everybody else in
the house.
The stout Whitford servant-of-all-work offended her beyond forgiveness,
on the very first day of their acquaintance, by bluntly remarking that
well-cooked bacon and cabbage was a good-enough dinner for anybody; and
that if Mrs. Slater had see'd as many hungry folks as she (Polly) had,
she would say her grace and fall-to with a thankful heart instead of
turning up her nose, and picking at good wholesome victuals with a fork!
Moreover, Polly was not in the least awe-stricken by Mrs. Slater's black
silk gown, or the gold watch she wore at her belt. She observed,
cheerfully, that such-like fine toggery was all very well at church or
chapel; and, for her part, she always had, and always would, put a bit
of a flower in her bonnet on Sundays, and them mississes as didn't like
it must get some one else to serve 'em. But, when she was about her
work, she liked to be dressed in working clothes. And a servant as
wanted to bring second-hand parlour manners into the kitchen seemed to
her a poor cretur'--neither fish, flesh, fowl, nor good red-herring.
All which indignities Slater visited on her mistress, finding it
impossible to disconcert or repress Polly, who only laughed heartily at
her genteelest flights.
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