Boys -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Slums -- Fiction
He ran a street or two, taking every corner as he came to it, and then
fell into a walk. In his flight he had not spared his ankle, and now it
was painful. Moreover, he had left his stick behind him, in the bedroom.
But he was in Highbury, and Canonbury Road Station was less than half a
mile away. He grinned silently as he went, for there was something in
the aspect of the overfed householder, and in the manner of his
downfall, that gave the adventure a comic flavour. He took a peep at his
spoil as he passed under a street lamp, for all watches and chains are
the same in the dark, and the thing might be a mere Waterbury on a steel
guard. But no: both were gold, and heavy: a red clock and slang if ever
there was one. And so Josh Perrott hobbled and chuckled his way home.
XXIV
But indeed Josh Perrott's luck was worse than he thought. For the gross,
pimply man was a High Mobsman--so very high a mobsman that it would have
been slander and libel, and a very great expense, to write him down a
mobsman at all. He paid a rent of a hundred and twenty pounds a year,
and heavy rates, and put half-a-crown into the plate at a very
respectable chapel every Sunday. He was, in fact, the King of High
Mobsmen, spoken of among them as the Mogul. He did no vulgar thievery:
he never screwed a chat, nor claimed a peter, nor worked the mace. He
sat easily at home, and financed (sometimes planned) promising
speculations: a large swindle requiring much ground-baiting and
preliminary outlay; or a robbery of specie from a mail train; or a bank
fraud needing organization and funds. When the results of such
speculations consisted of money he took the lion's share. When they were
expressed in terms of imprisonment they fell to active and intelligent
subordinates. So that for years the Mogul had lived an affluent and a
blameless life, far removed from the necessity of injudicious bodily
exercise, and characterised by every indulgence consistent with a proper
suburban respectability. He had patronised, snubbed, or encouraged High
Mobsmen of more temerarious habit, had profited by their exploits, and
had read of their convictions and sentences with placid interest in the
morning papers. And after all this, to be robbed in his own house and
knocked downstairs by a casual buster was an outrage that afflicted the
Mogul with wrath infuriate. Because that was a sort of trouble that had
never seemed a possibility, to a person of his eminence: and because the
angriest victim of dishonesty is a thief.
However, the burglar had got clean away, that was plain; and he had
taken the best watch and chain in the house, with the Mogul's initials
on the back. So that respectable sufferer sent for the police, and gave
his attention to the the alleviation of bumps and the washing away of
blood. In his bodily condition a light blow was enough to let a great
deal of blood--no doubt with benefit; and Josh Perrott's blows were not
light in any case.
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