This amiable monarch now thought of taking another wife. He proposed to
the French King to have some of the ladies of the French Court
exhibited before him, that he might make his Royal choice; but the
French King answered that he would rather not have his ladies trotted
out to be shown like horses at a fair. He proposed to the Dowager
Duchess of Milan, who replied that she might have thought of such a
match if she had had two heads; but, that only owning one, she must beg
to keep it safe. At last Cromwell represented that there was a
Protestant Princess in Germany—those who held the reformed religion
were called Protestants, because their leaders had Protested against
the abuses and impositions of the unreformed Church—named Anne of
Cleves, who was beautiful, and would answer the purpose admirably. The
King said was she a large woman, because he must have a fat wife? ‘O
yes,’ said Cromwell; ‘she was very large, just the thing.’ On hearing
this the King sent over his famous painter, Hans Holbein, to take her
portrait. Hans made her out to be so good-looking that the King was
satisfied, and the marriage was arranged. But, whether anybody had paid
Hans to touch up the picture; or whether Hans, like one or two other
painters, flattered a princess in the ordinary way of business, I
cannot say: all I know is, that when Anne came over and the King went
to Rochester to meet her, and first saw her without her seeing him, he
swore she was ‘a great Flanders mare,’ and said he would never marry
her. Being obliged to do it now matters had gone so far, he would not
give her the presents he had prepared, and would never notice her. He
never forgave Cromwell his part in the affair. His downfall dates from
that time.
It was quickened by his enemies, in the interests of the unreformed
religion, putting in the King’s way, at a state dinner, a niece of the
Duke of Norfolk, Catherine Howard, a young lady of fascinating manners,
though small in stature and not particularly beautiful. Falling in love
with her on the spot, the King soon divorced Anne of Cleves after
making her the subject of much brutal talk, on pretence that she had
been previously betrothed to some one else—which would never do for one
of his dignity—and married Catherine. It is probable that on his
wedding day, of all days in the year, he sent his faithful Cromwell to
the scaffold, and had his head struck off. He further celebrated the
occasion by burning at one time, and causing to be drawn to the fire on
the same hurdles, some Protestant prisoners for denying the Pope’s
doctrines, and some Roman Catholic prisoners for denying his own
supremacy. Still the people bore it, and not a gentleman in England
raised his hand.
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