_Bal_. I begge, you whorson muscod! my petition Is written on my bosome in red wounds. _Cock_. I am no Barbar-Surgeon. [_Exit_. _Bal_. You yellow-hammer! why, shaver! That such poore things as these, onely made up Of Taylors shreds and Merchants Silken rags And Pothecary drugs (to lend their breaths Sophisticated smells, when their ranke guts Stink worse than cowards in the heat of battaile) --Such whalebond-doublet-rascals that owe more To Landresses and Sempstress for laced Linnen Then all their race, from their great grand-father To this their reigne, in clothes were ever worth; These excrements of Silke-wormes! oh that such flyes Doe buzze about the beames of Majesty! Like earwigs tickling a kings yeelding eare With that Court-Organ (Flattery), when a souldier Must not come neere the Court gates twenty score, But stand for want of clothes (tho he win Towns) Amongst the Almesbasket-men! his best reward Being scorn'd to be a fellow to the blacke gard[188]. Why shud a Souldier, being the worlds right arme, Be cut thus by the left, a Courtier? Is the world all Ruffe and Feather and nothing else? Shall I never see a Taylor give his coat with a difference from a gentleman? _Enter King, Alanzo, Carlo, Cockadillio_. _King_. My _Baltazar_! Let us make haste to meet thee: how art thou alter'd! Doe you not know him? _Alanz_. Yes, Sir; the brave Souldier Employed against the Moores. _King_. Halfe turn'd Moore! I'le honour thee: reach him a chair--that Table: And now _Aeneas_-like let thine own Trumpet Sound forth thy battell with those slavish Moores. _Bal_. My musicke is a Canon; a pitcht field my stage; Furies the Actors, blood and vengeance the scaene; death the story; a sword imbrued with blood the pen that writes; and the Poet a terrible buskind Tragical fellow with a wreath about his head of burning match instead of Bayes. _King_. On to the Battaile! _Bal_. 'Tis here, without bloud-shed: This our maine Battalia, this the Van, this the Vaw[189], these the wings: here we fight, there they flye; here they insconce, and here our sconces lay 17 Moours on the cold earth. _King_. This satisfies mine eye, but now mine eare Must have his musicke too; describe the battaile. _Bal_. The Battaile? Am I come from doing to talking? The hardest part for a Souldier to play is to prate well; our Tongues are Fifes, Drums, Petronels, Muskets, Culverin and Canon; these are our Roarers; the Clockes which wee goe by are our hands: thus we reckon tenne, our swords strike eleven, and when steele targets of proofe clatter one against another, then 'tis noone; that's the height and the heat of the day of battaile. _King_. So.