English drama -- Early modern and Elizabethan, 1500-1600
_Med_. First to plant strong guard
About the mother, then into some snare
To hunt this spotted Panther and there kill him.
_Daen_. What snares have we can hold him?
_Med_. Be that care mine:
Dangers (like Starres) in darke attempts best shine.
[_Exeunt_.
(SCENE 2.)
_Enter Cornego, Baltazar_.
_Cor_. The Lady Onaelia dresseth the stead[207] of her commendations in
the most Courtly Attire that words can be cloth'd with, from her selfe
to you by me.
_Bal_. So, Sir; and what disease troubles her now?
_Cor_. The King's Evill; and here she hath sent something to you wrap'd
up in a white sheet; you need not feare to open it, 'tis no coarse.
_Bal_. What's here? a letter minc'd into five morsels?
What was she doing when thou camest from her?
_Cor_. At the pricke-song[208].
_Bal_. So methinks, for here's nothing but sol-Re-fa-mi.
What Crochet fils her head now, canst tell?
_Cor_. No Crochets, 'tis onely the Cliffe has made her mad.
_Bal_. What instrument playd she upon?
_Cor_. A wind instrument, she did nothing but sigh.
_Bal_. Sol, Ra, me, Fa, Mi.
_Cor_. My wit has alwayes had a singing head; I have found out her Note,
Captaine.
_Bal_. The tune? come.
_Cor_. Sol, my soule; re, is all rent and torne like a raggamuffin; me,
mend it, good Captaine; fa, fa,--whats fa, Captaine?
_Bal_. Fa? why, farewell and be hang'd.
_Cor_. Mi, Captaine, with all my heart. Have I tickled my Ladies
Fiddle well?
_Bal_. Oh, but your sticke wants Rozen to make the string sound
clearely. No, this double Virginall being cunningly touch'd, another
manner of Jacke[209] leaps up then is now in mine eye. Sol, Re, me, fa,
mi--I have it now; _Solus Rex me facit miseram_. Alas, poore Lady! tell
her no Pothecary in Spaine has any of that _Assa Fetida_ she writes for.
_Cor_. _Assa Fetida_? what's that?
_Bal_. A thing to be taken in a glister-pipe?
_Cor_. Why, what ayles my Lady?
_Bal_. What ayles she? why, when she cryes out _Solus Rex me facit
miseram_, she sayes in the Hypocronicall language that she is so
miserably tormented with the wind-Chollicke that it rackes her
very soule.
_Cor_. I said somewhat cut her soule in pieces.
_Bal_. But goe to her and say the oven is heating.
_Cor_. And what shall be bak'd in't?
_Bal_. Carpe pies, and besides tell her the hole in her Coat shall be
mended; and tell her if the Dyall of good dayes goe true, why then
bounce Buckrum.
_Cor_. The Divell lyes sicke of the Mulligrubs.
_Bal_. Or the Cony is dub'd, and three sheepskins--
_Cor_. With the wrong side outward.
_Bal_. Shall make the Fox a Night-cap.
_Cor_. So the Goose talkes French to the Buzzard.
_Bal_. But, Sir, if evill dayes justle our prognostication to the wall,
then say there's a fire in the whore-masters Cod-peece.
_Cor_. And a poyson'd Bagge-pudding in Tom Thumbes belly.
_Bal_. The first cut be thine: farewell!
_Cor_. Is this all?
_Bal_. Woo't not trust an Almanacke?
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