English drama -- Early modern and Elizabethan, 1500-1600
_Bow_. As much to you. Zounds, these French think to outface us with a
card of ten[131]: but, and his beard were made of brasse, Dicke Bowyer
will make him know the discipline of war. Here comes another.
_Enter Pembrooke_.
_Pem_. Who's there? Dick Bowyer?
_Bow_. Some call me so: what then?
_Pem_. Pembrooke salutes thee.
_Bow_. O good morrow, my Lord, good morrow.
_Pem_. I prythee, Captayne, sawst thou Ferdinand, Sonne to Navar, as
thou didst walke the round.
_Bow_. Even now, my Lord, he past along this way.
_Pem_. Himselfe alone? or had he company?
_Bow_. Nay, questionlesse, he was alone, my Lord.
_Pem_. Couldst thou discerne his face? how did he looke?
_Bow_. Faith, scurvily, my Lord, like a greene cheese or the inside of a
rotten Pumpian.[132]
_Pem_. There is Crownes for thee to drinke. [_Exit Pem_.
_Bow_. I thanke your Lordship. To see the difference betweene these
French Curres and our English Cavaliers! There's as much bounty in
them as there's Marchpane in a dish of Almond butter. I might have
stood heere till my teeth chatter in my head e're the tother
Launcepresado[133] would have sayd, Here, Captayn Bowyer, there's a
Cardicue[134] to wash downe melancholy. But, had I knowne as much, I
would have basted him till his bones had rattled in his skin.
_Enter Core and other Souldiers bringing in the Clowne_.
_All_. Come, sir, you shall answere your walking before our Captayne.
_Clow_. Well, sirs, take heed what you doe: I am a Princes man; if you
stay me upon the kings hye way I can lay fellowship to your charge.
_Core_. But, sirra, we can lay Treason to thine for being without the
word.
_Clow_. Without the word! O pernicious Frenchman! without the word! why,
I have call'd thee Villayne, him Rascall, this Slave, that Rogue; and am
I still without the word.
_Core_. I, sir, the word that must serve your turne, the Watch-word.
_Clow_. Fayth, y'are like to watch this twelve moneth ere you have any
other words at my hands.
_Bow_. How now, masters? what calfe are you dragging to the
slaughter-house there, ha?
_Core_. A stragler and a spy, Captayne, I pray examine him.
_Bow_. So, Lieutenant Core, you are crept from your cups at last: Ile
talke with you anon. But, sirra, to you: From whence come you?
_Clow_. I came, Sir, from the king of Fraunces campe.
_Bow_. So, what's your name?
_Clow_. My name, sir, is Bow wow.
_Bow_. S'hart, what a name's that! the Hedge-hog mocks us. Bow wow,
quotha? what kin art thou to the generation of Dogges?
_Clow_. No dog, sir: would you should know it, though I be encompast
with curres.
_Bow_. Zounds, he calls us curres! hang the hotch-potch up in a fathom
or two of match.
_Clow_. Not you, sir; I call not you so. I know you to be a very
insufficient ill-spoken Gentleman.
_Bow_. Well, sirra, whom do you serve?
_Clow_. My master, sir, is the Lady Catherine, the French king's
daughter. I have bin abroad about some businesse of hers, and am now
going backe againe.
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